Good Boy

Me at Karaoke vs. a 5min song

What do AYE (a 30yr old) want for MY Birthday

The posts I made for the two week break I took but ended up just posting back stock photos instead

Getting told "we know" when I talk about Seth Rogan my childhood crush

Trying to explain to people the level of micro racism I receive in Bellingham but sounding crazy every time

Someone just shot their shot in my DMs and AYE said yes

I'm not a historian, but Macklemore's Thrift Shop was the turning point of thrift culture

Trying to practice rejection but everyone keeps saying yes

Jumping in the river in my going out to dinner clothes

I let the communist info booth at pride borrow my stuff and then they broke it and gave it back without saying anything

Pinto Bean is TEN

I'm always reintroducing myself to people I've met several times 😭

My wife deleted all social media and glowed tf up

Trying to say hi to my neighbors and they hit me with the

Had my 4hr nap and now it's time to do it all again for PRIDE

Happy pride I did not take enough pictures but I got my hair refreshed JUST IN TIME and got this absolutely KILLER new necklace from @goodboymercantile.bsky.social 🩷💜💙

I'm still thinking about it

I hate pricing wares bc then I start spiraling between 'this amount is devastating to an average person' and 'any yt chainmail artist would double this price'

Explaining Glee to people to have never seen it like "A highschool teacher doesn't understand the meaning behind the song, and sings Blurred Lines while cheerleaders twerk around him. Followed by the most emotional rendition of If I Were A Boy by a trans woman"

Up thinking about how the person who wrote polysecure is in a monogamous relationship and feels like she doesn't have the time/energy for polyamory

This came to me In a fucking dream

Lemme come with you to your next conference

This is a typo it was $375$$$$$

A pair of pants that will fit my bountiful ass is $120

I think I want to be a part of club culture but I live in Bellingham, WA

I keep focusing on the parts of me thinking I messed up and not the fact that I got asked to be on TV to talk about my work

The way I thought that when I had an apartment it would be easy to fill it with things like a claw foot tub couch and pinball machines like I saw in movies

Mom, come get me. The shirt they got out of the garbage is being sold for $75

*slams fists on table* Tavern meal, tavern meal