That Kerry King solo was the worst fucking thing to happen to music since Travolta reunited with Newton-John

Wtf was that

I even rewatched it and it got WORSE

It was definitely some ass tone but you’re doing theremins dirty

Long live Steve Kerr

THAT TROPHY DIDNT SAY THANK YOU

This mfer looks like he’s trying to frame Roger Rabbit

Generations of American patriots, from our revolution onward, have fought for the principles Zelenskyy is risking his life to defend. But today, Donald Trump and JD Vance attacked Zelenskyy and pressured him to surrender the freedom of his people to the KGB war criminal who invaded Ukraine.

Why the Free Word Can’t Trust Trump Let me be clear.

The free world can’t trust Trump. If there’s any benefit from yesterday, it’s that Trump’s immoral incompetence united Europe around the urgency of supporting Ukraine. #trump #ukraine

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Zelenskyy “I’m not playing cards.”

When Dad jokes COLLIDE with horror

Try drawing a circle on the ground with salt, and then throwing some chicken bones into it.

Denying Healthcare and Research: The Ultimate Hypocrisy of Those Who’ve Benefited Fuck Russ Vought and his Hypocrite Shithead Wife.

Russ Vought is a giant Hypocrite. If there is a hell, he will burn in it.

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The Cowardice of Capitulation: Trump, Putin, and the Betrayal of Justice Throughout history, wars have tested not only military strength but moral character.

New substack is a banger. open.substack.com/pub/thenewvo...

Trump isn’t trying to stop fraud. That would go against literally everything he’s ever done. He’s trying to get cut in.

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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

I don’t think it’s hypocrisy. It is complexity. Ideological puritanicalism is a benefit only afforded the fools and the privledged. Everyone else lives in the grey.

Danke. NOW it’s in Chrisjens voice in my head. Nailed it.

Needs to swear

At some point we’re gonna see them do Boolean searches to the effect of

(activist OR advocate) AND NOT Nazi

The tariffs were bullshit from the start.

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The New Vocab on Substack We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately If you are a Trump supporter and you’re frustrated with him because last week he targeted you and yours, but you still want him to...

We must become a coalition of minorities and allies again.

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Canadian MP Charlie Angus: Our beloved Canada is under threat.

The threat comes from the president of the US—a convicted felon and known predator. But the threat is also being driven by the hate algorithms of oligarchs like Elon Musk….

Donkeyballs

Political cartoon showing a line of dominos. The first one is labeled Trans Rights and has a blue-pink-white trans flag painted on it and is tilting. Three people (representing a trans man, trans woman, and person wearing rainbow colors) are pushing back to keep it from falling. Behind it the second domino is labeled "Gay Rights" and "Freedom of Expression" and has a couple, one member of who is pulling the other from behind the domino and walking towards the first domino. The 3rd one "Women's Rights" and "Free Love", a woman is pointing and shouting to rally others behind the domino to come forwards, the 4th one " Free Speech" and "Democracy" and has people peering out from behind it as well as two people running forwards with a piece of lumber, the 5th one "Freedom of Religion" and "Modernity", and has a few people nervously peeking out from behind it, the 6th one is "Literacy". Dominos 7-10 are unlabeled and faded out in the background. Text on bottom: "United we stand, Divided we fall"

United we stand, divided we fall.

I just asked Quentin Tarantino what he thought. He said we should call them “feet”

Ok Quentin gross

Ahhhh

Tweets I guess.

Following so that my kiddos and I can get updates.

Ah yes. Dragons all eventually have an upper limit in the amount of gold they wish to hide away in their mountain, after which point they become pure effective altruists.