It’s time to relax
By listening to Fear in
‘78, dude

Not saying I’m old
But I wouldn’t mind scoring
A “lid” of “grass,” dude

Getting unconfirmed
Reports we’re ruled by the
Worst among us, dude

Might fuck around and
Try not to let frustration
Have the upper hand

This coffee tastes like
It once bought some beard oil
From Billy Gibbons

“The more we learn to let go of thoughts, the more we gain the ability to drop our negative stories.” — Sean Murphy

Might fuck around and
Listen to an absolute
Genius and chill, dude

Might fuck around and
Think on the Buddha and then
Just sorta chill, dude

Getting unconfirmed
Reports that Sade knows a
Smooth operator

Might fuck around and
Revere those among us who
Exercise kindness

This coffee tastes like
“The End” by The Doors if sung
By Pauly Shore, dude

“What does it mean, in the light of karma, to wish for people to be happy? It means you wish that they would create good karma, that they would be skillful.” —Thanissaro Bhikkhu

Not to brag but I
Just rolled a joint that looks like
Oliver Hardy

A title so intriguing, I just named my own (low, low) price!

Dude, time to take a
Look at our mental state on
Monday afternoon

Getting unconfirmed
Reports she won’t do it but
Her sister will, dude

Might fuck around and
Try not to be perturbed by
Every damn thing, dude

This coffee tastes like
It once saw Duran Duran
Play in Iran, dude

“Self-improvement starts with breaking self-deception and learning to face the truth.” — Khangser Rinpoche

Dude, not to brag, but
I think I just ate about
Ten pounds of trail mix

Dude, if you don’t like
7 Seconds played loudly?
Leave my living room

“Meditation practice isn’t about trying to throw ourselves away and become something better. It’s about befriending who we are already. The ground of practice is whoever we are right now. That’s what we come to know with tremendous curiosity and interest.” — Pema Chödrön

Three gummies and the
Album “Pornography” by
The band The Cure? Dude

Mountains, rivers and
Earth are Buddha; plants, trees and
Forests are Buddha

Might fuck around and
Take refuge in a long-ass
Walk with my dog, dude

“We can improve the texture of the mind by influencing the kind of thoughts we tend to think. When you observe thoughts that diminish qualities you appreciate, abandon those thoughts and give a thought or two to something virtuous—perhaps a thought of kindness.”—Shaila Catherine

Might fuck around and
Begin to feel the depths of
A bamboo path, dude

Dude, metal as hell
To stay home Friday, reading
Chinese poetry