Walt Clyde Phraser

WFAN at 3am

Quincy Acy; the best Knick to ever receive MVP chants at the garden

Just please no Juwanna Mann

A veritable who’s who of people I don’t know

To Clyde, Gordon Hayward and Brendan Haywood has the same last name. I love that man so much

I mean, when it looks like Knicks are trying to bring back Shamet and add Brogdon with Deuce due for a payday and probably at the height of his trade value, it doesn’t seem that insane that there would be rumors.

This has always been my biggest fear.

As much as it pains me to say it because he’s probably my favorite Knick, if you’re dead set on keeping Brogdon/Shamet it makes more sense to ship out Deuce. 1) Deuce will have to be paid soon that has big cap implications which means 2) his value is probably the highest it will ever be right now.

I get that Knicks are very much win now, but I’m hesitant to send away what little youth we have, especially with the shortage of future picks and lack of current wing depth. At risk of sounding like a Frank Ntilikina stan circa 2018-2019, Dadiet is still so young.

I’m sure if they decided to have the Met Opera perform Turandot, Danica Patrick’s qualm would be that it isn’t in English.

The real issue is Danica Patrick doesn’t understand Bad Bunny is as American as her

*combs sortable stats of lifelong G-Leaguers available for a two-way contract*

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*Jordan Clarkson throws pass behind a cutting OG Anunoby*

*opens browser, types Tankathon*

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She taught the world so much, including teaching John how to eat a banana. Rest In Peace, Dr. Jane Goodall. Thank you for spending some time with us. youtu.be/izUzqUrhbh0

Scalabrine was being very literal when he told a heckler, “I’m closer to Michael Jordan than you are to me.”

Multi-year? I get he’s still relatively productive for his age, but how many seasons does he have left?

Call me an absolute sicko, but I want to see a Yabusele/Hukporti front court. I just think that would be wholesome chaotic fun.

Why couldn’t they watch The Informant and pick up an actual conspiracy

How every Frank Ntilikina debate thread ended.

For the old heads of #NBASky

Just rest him. You know he takes zero plays off. We can’t have our man diving for loose balls in splint in October. Let Dadiet get some reps

Also, props to Vivek Ranadive and Donald Sterling for keeping the title of “most embarrassing NBA owner” away from James Dolan for the last 15 years or so.

Growing up rich is one helluva drug.

Pretty sure that’s Josh Harrellson and Travis Wear

If it’s 2028 and I see Gavin Newsom at a podium with some asshat like John Ashcroft or Tom Ridge standing behind him, I will yell the screamiest shout.

They’re all auditioning to be the next universally hated Bush-era Republican to campaign with the Democratic presidential nominee.

“Hi, I’m NBA Champion Jordan Poole here to talk to you about an amazing new product; Juicero for Cats. I don’t know about your little companion, but my Oriental Shorthair Dr. Muffins sure is picky when it comes to fish liquids…

I feel like we also said this 10 years ago, but this time it’s real!

Sure, but when I tell women at the Chopt Creative Salad my DNA is very suitable for them, I get radish thrown in my face and asked to leave.

You might look at the atrocious NFL shield from 1953-1958 and wonder how that design was ever approved. But for context, you must understand this was a period when novelty rock songs and Jell-o salads were also very much in taste.