CALLED IT.
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@suemack.bsky.social
CALLED IT.
28.10.2025 14:44 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Northeast secession when?
30.08.2025 01:34 β π 1933 π 218 π¬ 95 π 16We want to apologize if it feels like weβve been venting a lot lately. Itβs just hard to ignore that nearly every move from this administration seems to be illegal, unlawful, or outright unconstitutional and yet nothing happens.
30.08.2025 03:00 β π 19307 π 3278 π¬ 1021 π 217Wapo headline: βas Israel seeks to empty Gaza city, its residents weigh whether to leaveβ
βAs Al Qaeda seeks to empty out the World Trade Center towersβ¦β
30.08.2025 18:18 β π 894 π 189 π¬ 10 π 7Mary Trump, the president's mom
It's stunning how much he's transformed into his mother, actually.
30.08.2025 04:14 β π 710 π 73 π¬ 34 π 22If you arenβt completely loyal to the regime or dare to voice dissent, you risk being removed. Time and again, anyone who stands up is pushed out. Most recently, the Environmental Protection Agency dismissed eight employees after they
30.08.2025 18:59 β π 4025 π 931 π¬ 68 π 19The craziest thing about this fight between Trump and Elon Musk is that Republicans are trying to take away health care from 16 million people to pay for tax cuts for billionaires.
05.06.2025 20:32 β π 5728 π 1555 π¬ 155 π 93Community meeting on the Palisades Fire says there's been FORTY-EIGHT drone incursions in the airspace of fire affected areas, which causes authorities to have to ground their air teams. Get your dumbass toys out of the air. People are losing their lives and everything they own. You're not cool.
12.01.2025 03:01 β π 464 π 167 π¬ 9 π 24That makes it WORSE!!!!
12.01.2025 07:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck you! Thatβs how mad I still am!
12.01.2025 07:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A piece I wrote right after the election and right before Bluesky took off.
On leaving Orthodoxy and entering fascism. My story, and how it taught me to deal with whatβs coming in January.
Itβs me, @mariabamford.bsky.social Iβve just left Twitter. Iβm a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. Iβm not sure how to let people know Iβm here. Ha-ha.
18.11.2024 20:30 β π 11664 π 1574 π¬ 893 π 237a small, wrinkly basset hound puppy with droopy eyes sits on a collection of fuzzy blankets. his brown ears are each the length of his body, one hanging on the right side of his head, the other delicately in his mouth as he chews on the corner of it. this is a game changer.
This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10
18.11.2024 17:14 β π 24244 π 1376 π¬ 310 π 117a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. itβs a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.
youβre peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a carβs cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retrieverβs head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10
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