Tara ♠️

Time for my annual reread of @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Southern Reach trilogy, now with my added copy of Absolution!

Hwang Dong-hyuk I need three spinoffs and a feature length movie about this fine ass man expeditiously do NOT play w me

Luigi Mangione and his lawyer got that Liz Lemon and Pete Hornberger look going on in court 😭

Wearing a white button down under a burgundy sweater to my Italian family’s Christmas Eve dinner

when grading homemade breakfast foods by cost-benefit, hash browns are dancing right on the razor’s edge. they’re so good they’re barely worth it. grating up the potatoes isn’t a big deal, but between the washing and the drying, buddy, you fuck up once and you’re off the tour

All reporters, please start asking "is Elon ok with that" after he makes any statements. We gotta get these two to start fighting. America needs you to step up right now.

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security

Leading AI Dipshit Comes Up With Another Terrible Idea. Fellow Dipshits Nod Sagely in Agreement With Totally Dipshit Idea.

Testing out the Pixel 8's astrophotography mode lately.

[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]

so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️

My man Luigi has them shoooook lmao #MORE

Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair

It was Autumn. It is Autumn. The leaves in the backyard were the color of dull gold, dried blood. You did not know the state of your emotions. You do not know. The color is. Autumn. It was Autumn. The stars were like. At night. The stars. I remember. Dried blood on the leaves. No. Autumn. Subject 682 took over the old house. The abandoned house. It was Autumn. The leaves in the backyard were the color of dull gold, dried blood. He did not know the state of his emotions. The former occupants had been liquidated and buried under the foundations.

Working on the first three novels of the Strange Architect series simultaneously, for various reasons. Here's the opening of the third novel. (It, um, stabilizes after this...)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭

Every movie in which the protagonist survives a horrifying ordeal and is carted away in an ambulance should end with the postscript, “Twenty years later, they died in medical debt.”

I'm CRYING. They're loud alright 😭

Few things in life are worse than getting a man as your instacart shopper. No, Jon, you cannot replace my cucumbers with a rotisserie chicken.

My manifesto would be really long. Not because of philosophical complexity or having lots of important things to say but because of an extremely long list of grievances.

“part 12. Third grade. Chip Feehan you were a bully and asshole. You threw a pine cone at me.”

We can’t have DEI but Kim Guilfoyle is Ambassador to Greece.

Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'

I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”

Especially when he spends all day shitposting online.

Faculty on campus discussing AI and sufficiently pissing me off.
"Tara, you don't use AI for ANYTHING?"
If you can't write an email without boiling the coral reefs idk what to tell you. Go re-take Comp 1.

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

Some #Veilguard captures. On to my second playthrough!

Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

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