Dave Johnston

Bless their little cotton socks and even smaller brains

Well that can only end well…

Toilet roll in the fridge time

Make trouble

it is easier to avoid feeling shame and humiliation if no one sees or cares what you do. Which is why Kemi Badenoch is still talking.

BREAKING: Striking workers are currently storming Tesla showrooms in Paris, demanding higher taxes on the ultra-wealthy.

(🎥 Luc Auffret)

Totally worth it

I wish the Labour government would spend less time farting around about immigration and get on with useful stuff like taxing rich people, making trains not cost hundreds of quid a go and bolstering the NHS. That sort of stuff.

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Yep, I can see it

The week in news. "Joey Goebbels may have embraced very different cultural ideals to me, but we shouldn't forget that he tirelessly and courageously championed free speech for that circumscribed demographic of society he deemed human. My piece on Political Deification in today's Daily Distortion"

Another Tory has joined Reform you say? Why it would almost appear as of Reform were not an insurgent force of outsiders but … dare I say… the same old shit in a different package… by which I mean unutterable Tory wankers.

Two-tier justice is knowing that if I'd said "Whether you choose violence or not, violence is coming to you. You either fight back or you die, that’s the truth, I think.” it would be an open and shut case of encouraging mass violence. I'd 100% be picked up by the fuzz. Elon Musk? Nothing.
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Watch in real time as, now the shooter of Kirk has been identified as a middle-class white guy, they roll into a line of "well he must have been brainwashed." Oh and of course call for the death penalty, having been outraged mere hours before about how anyone could possibly condone lethal violence.

Other way round for me

This morning’s cloud scape

{Part 2} of Proof of Devilry: The Crimes of Donald Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Jeffrey Epstein The available evidence places Trump, Epstein, and Maxwell at the heart of a multistate and multinational child sex-, sex- and human-trafficking ring whose discovery could change the course of history.

(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: Book Two of the 600-page Trump-Epstein epic Proof of Devilry—itself Book 7 of the NYT-bestselling Proof Series—has just been released at the link below.

Hundreds and hundreds of sources establishing the most shocking political scandal in U.S. history.

Please share this widely.

Sickness

VILE: Exhumed may be banned for sale, but I refuse to let that stop people from playing the game.

It’s now available, for free, at WWW.VILEISBANNED.COM

Please share the site, share the game, and fuck anyone who tries to control storytelling and expression.

I bought a few from eBay, worth every penny for the memories

Don't Panic

Trip out to Newcastle today, so here’s a photo of some old dude on a column (yes I know it’s Grey’s Monument, and he passed the Great Reform Act)

Works properly, looking fine and hoopy

Strangely the hoover still looks like it was made in the early sixties, tech obviously used to last a lot longer in those days