Jenevieve Eff

News headline stating "March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC health officials say"

This shouldn't be funny but it is also VERY FUNNY 😂

English is a dumb language.

It's ridiculous that bon, don, con, and tron rhyme with each other but not with ton.

Honestly, phonics can go phuck itself.

screenshot of a banger Superbowl ad tweet: cj @TOS_Violator. 9/11/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 177 14.5K 112K

good time to bring back this all timer:

Also why the fuck do the Azo boric acid suppositories look identical to the Azo oral D-Mannose supplements?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Pro tip: do not store your boric acid vaginal suppositories next to similar-looking oral supplements!

New data shows surge in trans kids’ suicides following healthcare rollbacks | Good Law Project A freedom of information request by Good Law Project has found that deaths by suicide of trans young people under 18 surged following the withdrawal of gender-affirming healthcare

This is an important read. I don't want to take anything away from it. However:

It really should have been a news item informed by the Good Law Project's data. It isn't bc the British press has shut out any story that contradicts anti-trans talking points.

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[In my opinion] Wes Streeting drove dozens of children to suicide for political advantage and then tried to cover it up.

Wes Streeting is a fucking murderer.

If you're a Labour supporter, you're complicit.

Oh 10000% he twirls the bass. Jazz just exuberantly aura farms no matter what he does.

This has canonically been answered (at least in IDW 1.0 continuity)!

no.

a cartoon of princess bubblegum from adventure time with a flower in her hand Alt: a cartoon of princess bubblegum from adventure time with a flower in her hand

Ska is NOT jazz.

Jazz trumpet playing Constructicons proof of concept:

Inspector Gadget happy meal toy with the Matthew Broderick face and pure body horror.

Dear men, what's stopping you from looking like this?

That's it. You're getting nothing but The Todd from now on. You've earned it.

I have literally done nothing wrong. Why are you doing this to me?😂

Then I am utterly confused at why you are going full Moral Orel. Coming out is very hard, especially if you've been in denial for your entire life. The characters had this realization they were in love with each & fessed up 16 hours later. That's not cheating (regardless of length of relationship)

I did not take my own advice lmao

eh, i'm like 50/50 these days. In the before times, I used to be way better. Just mute and move on.

Apropos of nothing:

Apropos of nothing:

a man with a mustache says " i like to not get involved in these matters or any matters of any nature citytv " Alt: Ron Swanson from Parks & Recs says " i like to not get involved in these matters or any matters of any nature "

The problem with returning to social media after vanishing for 3ish years is I'm having to relearn suppressing my instinct to engage with people who reply to me spoiling for a fight lmao.

Need put that shit on a sticky on my monitor or something...

By that logic a new reader can get through of all of DoA in about a day or two so Joe & Joyce were barely together for 10 hours. Or conversely, if Joyce & Dorothy (DoA & Willis) last another 15 years, then Joyce & Dorothy will have been together for a majority of the story so Joe doesn't count

You think it's funny the Constructicons played horns at Starscream's coronation.

I want a Transformers miniseries where the Constructicons move to New Orleans and a become the trumpet section of a jazz big band.

We are not the same.

Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...

You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.

This drives me insane because it was BARELY cheating. Dorothy & Walky weren't back together for longer than the duration of an entire Weekend at Bernies. Joe & Joyce weren't together long enough to earn a paycheck from an employer that pays biweekly. I've had colds that have lasted longer than that

a man is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it and the words `` its all part of the plan '' . ALT: a man is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it and the words `` its all part of the plan '' .

Me, trying to explain to my not as online wife how Epstein is simultaneously involved in the global anti-trans movement, Brexit, Trump, and crypto:

Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 1 of 33 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC., Plaintiffs, -V.- AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST; OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25, Defendants. 24 Civ. 9429 (KPF) OPINION AND ORDER KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge: In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation, Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr.

Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33 Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4). Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his submissions. Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes. And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11 and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering default judgment against it.

Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?

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