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Just scraped 10.5 GB of stuff, containing 56,539 individual files, in order to capture and archive... 9 images with a total of less than 500k

I have become THAT guy. IYKYK

Didn't get all of it

Here at @powerprolucha.bsky.social 🏅🏆🏅🏆🏅

Sailor Moon from the 90s DiC dub, where her name was "changed" to Serena for American audiences.

Her name is Serena and this is the stupid petty hill I die on.

If you weren't there, you wouldn't get it.

Random Nebraska street art that inexplicably looks EXACTLY like Kimberly Spirit

Inexplicably ran into @kimspirit.bsky.social in Nebraska..?

So my girlfriend and I saw you from across the bar...

When your girlfriend calls you "too sweet" and you giggled and now you're explaining the entire history of the Kliq like

We don't give Powerline enough credit for just completely rolling with the fact that a random father-and-son duo interrupted his big concert mid-song.

01: There is a woman facing you with a confident expression. She has blond hair, messy twin pigtails, a small angel wing coming off the right side of her head, and a devil horn coming off the left. She has a big angel wing coming off the left side of her back, and a devil wing coming off the right. Her right eye is teal and has an 'X' pattern on the pupil, whereas her right eye is indigo and has a circle pattern on the pupil. She wears a pink neckerchief, and a tight sleeveless top that's blue on the top half and dark purple on the bottom. She also has disconnected sleeves, so her shoulders are still visible. She says "HEY!! It's ME, you're OLD OC. Haven't drawn ME in a while, HAVE YA'?" 02: She puts up her hands in front of her, as if you say 'stop it'. She has big, robotic hands. She says "No no, IT'S OKAY! Let's be real, my design is pretty amateurish HAHA" 03: She turns a bit to the side, and adopts a more sympathetic expression, but keeps looking you in the eyes. She says "But I want you to know that I've been there all this time. I've watched you grow. And you've grown SO much." 04: Closeup of her face as her confident expression returns. She tilts her head and gives you a wink. "Proud of ya', kid."

March 29, 1987. Andre the Giant slams himself in front of 93,173 people.

Ka-BOOM

Share a piece of lore about your dating life

Text exchange that reads: "ARE we dating?" "Yes" "...Good to know, lol"

I had to be directly informed that I had a girlfriend

Oh man, two in one day? What are the odds?

Hulk Hogan has passed away due to cardiac arrest.

I guess you could say it... came crashing down and it hurt inside.

A badly drawn picture of Spider-Man. Circa 1998

A badly drawn picture of Lara Croft, with questionable anatomy. Circa 1999

Going through my old sketchbooks, you can see the exact moment puberty hit me like a truck.

Slowly coming to the realization that my value (and honestly, enjoyment) lies more in working on OTHER people's shows than running my own.

Poisynhawk stalking @powerprolucha.bsky.social from the rafters like Sting.

There's nothing like working on an ACTUAL wrestling show to make you realize how much of YOUR crap is exactly that: crap. 😭

I still can't believe he wrote this.

A/S/L?

May today be better than yesterday 🙏

I'm not, it's a known thing. That's also why they do rapid fire jump cuts mid sentence to the exact same angle.

They remove pauses and inhalation of breath so as to maximize the content firehose.

If Kenny Omega successfully repelled the Mongul Hordes, he'd be the Best Route Machine

A stupid fucking ad for Tesla

Who the fuck is this and why is he on my Twitter feed? It's not labeled as an ad, and I am NOT following this loser

Wrestling is so fucking stupid and I love it

a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said

If you can't afford to run a show on a gate of zero dollars, you can't afford to run a show.

Period.

It took me a second to realize you didn't mean an actual baby, as in an infant hitting a move and going for a cover

Definitely not doodling at work on the taxpayers' dime like why would you even bring that up