REAL skeleton

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

A simplistic drawing of a child wearing various Minecraft apparel

Welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds

DEATH GRIPS NO LOVE DEEP WEB 2012

I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE A GIANT DONG WHILE LOOKING UP THE NEXT ALBUM.

the lion also does not concern himself with deep or temporal archimedea

shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games

I’m gonna start doing that early video game shit with dates and setting for ocs; like saying Sab only exists within the years of 199X

Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose. Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

the lion does not concern himself with steel path viability

despite everything i really like it because of how moddable it is

bluesky mods retire bitch

if old peace is an open world im doming myself

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

everybody transgender

Fascinating issue on Tumblr: Any time I criticize the design of D&D 5E I get swarmed by people acting like criticizing 5E means I don't know about other games.

"Never heard about effective rhetoric"-ass website

"The guy making shadows on the wall is shit at his job"
"Hey do you know about the outside of the cave"
"yes"
"the outside of the cave has experiences like Sunlight and Nature"
"I know. I'm saying shadow guy is shit at his job. He's conveying the world badly."
"You should go outside the cave"

"I've been outside. I am criticizing the guy making the shadows."
"A different cave I've been to has a guy who uses moving puppets to make the shadows"
"YES. I KNOW ABOUT OTHER SHADOW GUYS. I AM SAYING THIS GUY SUCKS."
"Heard about theater? It's when people get on stage and perform for an audience."

rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...

cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!

follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha

follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.

rroryy

starbound

am i your favorite Niche Internet Bird

Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

my superpower is that i can upset myself at any point and maintain the downward spiral for hours at a time

my character design is awesome. i am always inventing new lesbians.

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

currently enjoying the sensation of a great dread that i've violated some kind of unspoken social rule

A teenager turning into a bird, Animorphs cover style "Getting raptured? No thanks I'm getting raptored"

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.