Jepha

Chronic pain peeps; you ever have a feeling like your hip isn't in the socket properly or like it needs to click? What causes that? How do I fix this?
Ow

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The ad currently playing is, I swear, about 10 minutes long and it's just the same 2-minute ad on loop

It should be illegal for an ad on a YouTube video to be longer than the actual video itself

...Jenn

Today in things I have said to my romance partners and my binder:

"How long am I gonna be in you?"

One day I'll go to Pride and won't have to sit through a performer saying bisexuals are "just indecisive" or "actually gay but not ready to say so" or "halfway out the closet"
Miss me with that bisexual erasure garbage. Do better.

#bipride #brightonpride

Get a job with the company that manages the socials for Outlander

Once again the women do what the men couldn't.
Congrats Lionesses! #euros

Cussing someone out over a joke? Reads sensitive snowflake to me but ok

Wow Mike, is everything okay at home? That is quite an escalation in response to OPs humorous reply to you.
Maybe step away from the screen for a bit, bud.

TIL the England keeper also has a visual disability that impacts her depth perception, just like me!
Hell yeah

You know what would really boil Joanne's piss?
This weekend is the Quadball World Cup in Belgium and all of the toilets are completely gender neutral.
Men, women, non-binary, trans people all in the same loo and- surprise- nothing happened.

(Quadball Is the sport formerly known as quidditch)

I would love it if, just once, there were no technical issues with Microsoft Teams and my therapy session just happened on time with no hiccoughs.

I'm so glad multiple doctors have reached the conclusion that there's nothing wrong with my neck and shoulder, so while I lie in the recovery position on the bathroom floor trying not to vomit at least I know there's nothing wrong and this is actually totally fine

This is Jackson Baly coded

Like essentially saying I have so much beef with this person that I don't care who else is hurt in the (potentially literal) fallout

Explain like I'm five please:

Surely dropping bombs on a nuclear site is a really bad plan because if it damages the infrastructure of the site it could cause a meltdown leading to a Chernobyl like event which is really really bad for, actually, I think everyone?

London-Based bird & bug people, I saw something out the corner of my eye over the weekend that was about the size of a hummingbird and moved with the speed of a hummingbird.
Like my initial thought was that's way too big to be a bee, hummingbird?
but there aren't hummingbirds in London.
Wtf was it

YouTube: your Tom & Jerry video is too violent for kids & encourages dishonest behaviour

Also YouTube your video titled "be gay do crimes" has been flagged as Made for Kids"

Bruh.

I only want to date people who are kind to service workers and cruel to me in bed

"If we don't fight then we die, so how can we choose to do anything else?" - Ivanno Jeremiah

If you're in London and you want an incredible night of theater then make sure you catch Retrograde at the Apollo. All three of the cast do a terrific job but Ivanno is outstanding.

Hey hey!

WOMBLE TIL I DIE 💙💛

Welcome to wildly vague medical question time with Jepha,
Is there any research into the effects of hypopituitarism on cardiovascular health?
When I go to the gym it's harder for me to build and maintain muscle mass because of my hormonal deficiencies and the heart is a big ol' muscle

Hotel Reverie? More like Groundhog Gay.
That's it, that's the post.

#blackmirror

This is your regular reminder that Quadball is an all gender sport and openly welcomes trans athletes.
The sport is so trans it has a dead name, and Joanne hates it.
quadballuk.org

But I miss when more of the effort was put into building plot and characters than into making it all look perfectly seamless on our screens. I'm so done with everything being filmed in a blue void

New Who feels all sparkle and no substance. Which isn't to say it lacks substance, the substance is still there you just can't see it under all the green screen. Ncuti is so fun as the Doctor and I'm so here for a companion who doesn't immediately fawn over this magical man from the stars🧵

Part of what made Old Who so wonderful is that, yes, half of the villains were made of things you could find in a utility cupboard but they were still terrifying and engaging and iconic. The most powerful villain in all of space-time could be defeated by just walking up a flight of stairs, classic🧵