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Sometimes I'll be having a good day and then I stumble upon a post that's calling me a 'good puppy' in a patronizing manner and now I am having an even better day thank you so much for that wow

me, after kicking in the door to the office of the doctor who circumcised me: "my name is inigo montoya. you chopped my pecker, prepare to die."

stock image of woman eating from a spoon (one spoonful of neutron star material has about the same mass of mount everest)

me when I finally land on a neutron star

>:V

god works in mysterious ways or smthn idk i dont kink shame bro

This is Katie. One of her favorite things is snapping off both end of a stick on either side of you hand before you get to throw it.

*laughs in freefall. a webcomic thats updated 3 times a week since the 1990's*

happy pride month everyone! 🏳️‍🌈 you all know the drill... thought crimes are now mandated activities by the gay corporate overlords

ARE you slutty? Good. Keep it up. I’m proud of you.

why are therapists always pushing cbt? 🤔
like i think it's pretty therapeutic too bro but i was just telling you about my absent father
we can smash my balls later bro 💀

whatever you say straight boy *crushes your balls with my mind*

I just muted posts with the words "elon" and "trump" because i appreciate not being forced to stare down the barrel of the misery hose and then i refreshed my feed and it's EMPTY???? where's all the gay yiff I was promised when I joined this website???

me and the boys deep in the woods straight up jorkin it at our illegal distillery making Goonshine

pythagoras mentioned

this is a Sea Shanty 2 type day frfr

people be making man-made horrors beyond their comprehension and their like, "dang that sucked. let's make man-made horrors beyond our comprehension 2. i'm sure it'll go better this time"

I restocked Apex Twink shirts over at the Hitsuji shop! Get them while you can!

Beep beep, who's a good boy? (Its Webber)

I made some webber art 💚
#webberthederg #synthdragon #synthrevolution

Drawing of my anthro dragon sona, surrounded by four full form dragons squeezing their snouts together against him. He seems very happy, and only a bit overwhelmed !

Today is appreciate a dragon day, so make sure to appreciate your local dragons! 🐲

It's also my birthday, so I get double appreciation! Here's a little doodle to celebrate with dracofriends ✨

"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream," but AM is replaced with Hatsune Miku

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hello friends and furs 🧡
here are some things I like for which you may judge me upon:
• metal
• vocaloid
• that gay furry femboy hyperpop stuff
• action rpgs
• monster hunter
• rhythm games
• arcades
• math
• quantum physics
• teaching
• mind destroying puzzles
• rock climbing
• kobolds
• protogens

I hate the direction lab equipment design has gone in recent years.

I don't want touchscreens, I don't want wifi integration, I don't want centrifuges demanding to know what time zone they're in.

I just want reliable instruments - with physical buttons - that do the one task they were made for.

ghost-posting for the magpies

TIL that centipedes and millipedes do not, infact, have 100 and 1000 legs, respectively. And honestly that dealt another fatal blow to my faith in etymology

Also happy birthday to all thoroughbred horses

Happy new years everyone! :3 This year I hope your minds are absolutely destroyed with carnal pleasure leading you to reach a new level of enlightenment

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

what is up my h2omies repost if you love drinkin water but fucking HATE pissing 24/7