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Sharai Bohannon (She/Her)

@sharai.bsky.social

Blerd Queen sponsored by spite ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ @blerdymassacre.bsky.social | @nightmarefierce.bsky.social โœ๐Ÿพ Co-Editor-in-Chief at @horrormovieblog.bsky.social Head Writer at @nighttidemag.bsky.social ๐Ÿ’ณ RT-approved |OAFFC |Cherrypicker

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Iโ€™m gearing up for my fourth SXSW (because of like 90 miracles). Itโ€™s weird that in 2023 I went to see a bunch of movies made by strangers. In 2026 I bother some of those former strangers enough that weโ€™re comfortable demanding drinks/tea time in each otherโ€™s schedules.

Life is wild.

17.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men are talking to each other in a room and one of them is asking the other what 's with today today . ALT: two men are talking to each other in a room and one of them is asking the other what 's with today today .

I nearly forgot to add a title to the article I am turning in.

17.02.2026 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman says rude and disrespectful on bravo television ALT: a woman says rude and disrespectful on bravo television

The tiny independent cat just kicked my door open. So, I guess Iโ€™m done easing into the day and should find real pants.

17.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We back and @xghorror.bsky.social tried to kill me in the season opener.

17.02.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.

Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.

Lets close out this season and make their day! :)

16.02.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1576    ๐Ÿ” 618    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

I laugh every time like itโ€™s the first time!

17.02.2026 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I accidentally started lecturing about how this is a great vampire movie instead of a movie that happens to have vampires. Turns out these friends have never seen the original Fright Night. I know what we must do next Monday now.

17.02.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Monday night movie is Abigail!!!!!

17.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so creepy and sad. Everyone should check it out.

16.02.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in her hand and eating something . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in her hand and eating something .

Listen

16.02.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know you got so much mail for Stable and Stably

16.02.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have I got a movie for you this week!

16.02.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might be entitled to compensation for that one.

16.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"The Gang Signs Off From The Fango Vault"
YouTube video by FANGORIA "The Gang Signs Off From The Fango Vault"

Last month, I spent nine days organizing and studying rhe legendary FANGORIA vault with @philnobilejr.bsky.social and @jasonkauz.bsky.social. Jason took A LOT of photos, we collected stories for the upcoming Fango Compendium, and we even made some videos. Hereโ€™s one:

youtu.be/9ykmWqHQdSQ?...

15.02.2026 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The amount of times Xero and Sharia of Blerdy Massacre were outside last year sent me to hell.

16.02.2026 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. I have a cousin who is older than me by almost fifteen years and somehow never learned how to spell my name. I had to unfriend her on Facebook after the third time telling her she couldโ€™ve copied it from the handle at the time.

16.02.2026 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to know how they looked at that and said, โ€œBohnnonโ€ sounds right

16.02.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got both in just the last four days. Iโ€™m going to start reminding people they can copy/paste in my email signature.

16.02.2026 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If itโ€™s not my first name, itโ€™s that last name thatโ€™s going to beat someoneโ€™s ass.

Sincerely,
โ€œShariaโ€ Bohannon and Sharai โ€œBohnnonโ€

16.02.2026 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Putting article deadlines on paper for March and realizing I have a light month. Feel free to tap me if you pay your writers and need something written!

16.02.2026 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Man Cannot Unsee The Truth: Celebrating A Cure For Wellness Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.

Hey y'all - this weekend we had our first Gore Verbinski film in theaters in 9 years, so I thought this was the perfect time to celebrate A CURE FOR WELLNESS: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/a-man-cannot...

I know it's a movie that isn't for everyone, but it sure as heck is for me.๐Ÿ–ค

15.02.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Join Mother of Flies (Shudder) Watch Party You were invited to join this live room

www.clubhouse.com/room/KNntKe5...

15.02.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re spending today with Solveig and youโ€™re invited!

15.02.2026 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love catching them in the wild every February and wish more free streamers would give them homes the whole year.

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How do you go to the store for Bowie and come back with Leto?! There had to be a million actors between those two names.

15.02.2026 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always almost hit play before I remember nothing can be great if Jared Leto is there.

15.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They started playing Foxy Brown. Who told them I wasnโ€™t sleeping tonight?

15.02.2026 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pluto TV felt I needed to rewatch Coffy. Looks like Iโ€™m not about to go to bed after all.

15.02.2026 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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