Sharai Bohannon (She/Her)

I’m gearing up for my fourth SXSW (because of like 90 miracles). It’s weird that in 2023 I went to see a bunch of movies made by strangers. In 2026 I bother some of those former strangers enough that we’re comfortable demanding drinks/tea time in each other’s schedules.

Life is wild.

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I nearly forgot to add a title to the article I am turning in.

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The tiny independent cat just kicked my door open. So, I guess I’m done easing into the day and should find real pants.

We back and @xghorror.bsky.social tried to kill me in the season opener.

2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.

Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.

Lets close out this season and make their day! :)

I laugh every time like it’s the first time!

I accidentally started lecturing about how this is a great vampire movie instead of a movie that happens to have vampires. Turns out these friends have never seen the original Fright Night. I know what we must do next Monday now.

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The Monday night movie is Abigail!!!!!

It’s so creepy and sad. Everyone should check it out.

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Listen

I know you got so much mail for Stable and Stably

Have I got a movie for you this week!

You might be entitled to compensation for that one.

YouTube video by FANGORIA "The Gang Signs Off From The Fango Vault"

Last month, I spent nine days organizing and studying rhe legendary FANGORIA vault with @philnobilejr.bsky.social and @jasonkauz.bsky.social. Jason took A LOT of photos, we collected stories for the upcoming Fango Compendium, and we even made some videos. Here’s one:

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The amount of times Xero and Sharia of Blerdy Massacre were outside last year sent me to hell.

Exactly. I have a cousin who is older than me by almost fifteen years and somehow never learned how to spell my name. I had to unfriend her on Facebook after the third time telling her she could’ve copied it from the handle at the time.

I want to know how they looked at that and said, “Bohnnon” sounds right

I got both in just the last four days. I’m going to start reminding people they can copy/paste in my email signature.

If it’s not my first name, it’s that last name that’s going to beat someone’s ass.

Sincerely,
“Sharia” Bohannon and Sharai “Bohnnon”

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Putting article deadlines on paper for March and realizing I have a light month. Feel free to tap me if you pay your writers and need something written!

A Man Cannot Unsee The Truth: Celebrating A Cure For Wellness Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.

Hey y'all - this weekend we had our first Gore Verbinski film in theaters in 9 years, so I thought this was the perfect time to celebrate A CURE FOR WELLNESS: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/a-man-cannot...

I know it's a movie that isn't for everyone, but it sure as heck is for me.🖤

Join Mother of Flies (Shudder) Watch Party You were invited to join this live room

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We’re spending today with Solveig and you’re invited!

I love catching them in the wild every February and wish more free streamers would give them homes the whole year.

How do you go to the store for Bowie and come back with Leto?! There had to be a million actors between those two names.

I always almost hit play before I remember nothing can be great if Jared Leto is there.

They started playing Foxy Brown. Who told them I wasn’t sleeping tonight?

Pluto TV felt I needed to rewatch Coffy. Looks like I’m not about to go to bed after all.