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Working class (USA Today/Wall Street Journal) bestselling author! Numerous Amazon All-Star winner. Husband of the cooler @jmkeep.bsky.social! cPTSD, love, disability & Union talk. Newfoundlander. I block anyone defending "genAI". #Horror #Romancelandia

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AI CEOs: "We are going to destroy your careers and make you into useless nothings, that will have to grovel and beg to survive. But you'll fail."

Sensible centrist poster: "You silly leftists are just having a knee jerk emotional reaction to AI. Have you stopped to consider it may be useful?"

15.02.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is such a great point! I'll be honest, I came to Star Wars via the video games first, and always felt the films were inferior to a lot of the Expanded Universe material, so this never occurred to me.

14.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federal union says Canadian Food Inspection Agency cuts could harm consumers A federal union set up a table just metres away from Parliament Hill with commonly recalled food to sound the alarm about planned cuts to the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA).

Tainted food is becoming an ever increasing problem, costing human lives. And yet the Carney government is cutting 600 jobs from the Canadian Food Inspection Agency to pay for more American military spending.

15.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Sadly I'm someone who grew up playing the original Metroids but my hands are too arthritic for those tough indie games. Gonna have to be a pass for me then.

15.02.2026 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federal union says Canadian Food Inspection Agency cuts could harm consumers A federal union set up a table just metres away from Parliament Hill with commonly recalled food to sound the alarm about planned cuts to the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA).

Tainted food is becoming an ever increasing problem, costing human lives. And yet the Carney government is cutting 600 jobs from the Canadian Food Inspection Agency to pay for more American military spending.

15.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
An ad for xiraid

An ad for xiraid

Ads are becoming increasingly incomprehensible to me.

15.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI CEOs: "We are going to destroy your careers and make you into useless nothings, that will have to grovel and beg to survive. But you'll fail."

Sensible centrist poster: "You silly leftists are just having a knee jerk emotional reaction to AI. Have you stopped to consider it may be useful?"

15.02.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, things have been getting better in recent months. But for most of the past 6 years I was barely able to do more than fire off some crummy tweets here.

15.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's so awesome! About the old family chest I mean. I have nothing personal like that. But did find a century old trunk from a yard sale recently.

I'd been planning to make something of my own after moving into this house, with the shed setup for woodworking. But my health got too bad to be at it

15.02.2026 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful! I am a sucker for nice wooden boxes. I have like a dozen in my office of varying sizes and styles.

15.02.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr Who ass creature

14.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saw someone say their book has the trope of 'serial unaliver' so I'm just gonna walk into the sea.

15.02.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<3

Thank you for teaching me

15.02.2026 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you ask your partner if they know about x and they say "No, teach me."

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

15.02.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This talking point being parroted by every western leader has been driving me insane.

Especially about cars, when we subsidize our car industry so incredibly much, at every level of government!

14.02.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"China subsidizes its industry!"

*Immediately signs off on a 15 billion dollar subsidy for 50 oil pipeline jobs*

14.02.2026 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuba shouldnโ€™t have worn that red dress ๐Ÿ˜ก

14.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr Who ass creature

14.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the brutal annexation of Canada commences, we can rest assured sympathetic Americans will shake their head and tsk tsk the dollar cost of destroying our homeland.

14.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obvious lie IMHO

14.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A boss once told me he wanted his sister to get married and be happy but she was a lesbian so he worried about her, and I said that maybe she is happy and having family support would make her happier. I don't think anyone else ever called him on that before and he stared at me processing.

14.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha similarly I didn't see any of the Star Wars movies until my mid 20s either. I was curious after loving some of the games a great deal, what the original material was like.

But I generally have strong feelings about all fiction I experience. If I don't? Well that's the worst condemnation.

14.02.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just finished it, tears still in my eyes, lovely. A fascinating historical horror romance.

14.02.2026 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100%! I genuinely do really appreciate Empire Strikes Back! Though Return of the Jedi was a major letdown for me, seemed deeply unserious storytelling that retroactively diminished it.

And while I can appreciate some of the artistic choices in the prequel trilogy, overall they're hard to enjoy.

14.02.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lucasarts closing down their own game studios to just rent out the IP was a travesty TBQH. They made some great stuff in their time. But some licensees did too.

Some of the novels are really great too, though!

14.02.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was on a student leadership conference to Ottawa, was supposed to meet Chretien and get to ask a question. I was going to ask him why he forgave billions in debt to the banks as they declared record profits. But I made the mistake of blabbing that to others and they put me on a different trip lol

14.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is such a great point! I'll be honest, I came to Star Wars via the video games first, and always felt the films were inferior to a lot of the Expanded Universe material, so this never occurred to me.

14.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, sadly the Chretien liberals made some minor tweaks but signed NAFTA into law, damning us to be a reliant subsidiary of the US. Then the idea of touching NAFTA at all became political sacrosanct until trump just upturned the table unilaterally.

14.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always galled me that the oil we export doesn't count as our emissions, but the goods we import from China and other nations count as their emissions too.

Even with that: Per capita we're among the biggest polluters, yet we're pointing fingers at nations with far lower rates.

14.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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