John Franklin

Just got some crisps. Got 2 packs. He wasn’t happy about it.

Next time Zelenskyy should rock up with Usyk or one of the Klitschkos. Let’s see how brave they are then

Looks like PGMOL have made their decision before Arsenal have appealed. Suspect the Arsenal lawyers will be all over this.

Havertz biggest crime was overachieving at the end of last season. Arsenal thought he'd saved them a signing

All this talk of how BlueSky is just a liberal comfort zone but over on the other place, former cabinet ministers are getting hyped about a petition to re-run the general election.

You OK hun?

Surely it’s a sackable offence to get beaten 4-0 at home to Spurs

STERLING TO ETHAN FOR A GOAL! WE LOVE!

Arsenal - 4 fouls. 3 yellow cards.
Forest - 5 fouls. 0 yellow cards.

We're refereed differently.

Matt Gaetz

Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town

Is it just me?

Poor Ed Miliband must be reading the tributes to John Prescott, and noticing that every single one mentions the punch. In his heart, he must know how history will remember him when his time comes.

Those culture wars won’t fight themselves