mikey mayhem

another disappointing 10-07 in the books. 😴

the most sensitive skin on my whole body is my upper lip. i shave, it gets irritated. hair grows back, irritated. it’s tuesday, irritated.

yep. no surprises about how today is going.

have you ever been walking behind two people in a theme park setting and think to yourself “you’re just two people! how are you taking up so much sidewalk and making it difficult for people to just walk around you without having to say excuse me and possibly startling you?” before?

because same.

im telling y’all its sabotage

what do you mean you can’t identify each infinity stone (gem) by color without having to look it up?

when the hr lady sends me the list of October birthdays to update the communication board, this guy somehow snuck on there…

whenever I schedule something on YouTube, it’s a wet fart.

maybe everyone should just leave me alone this week

not going to spill when it is, but the only benefit of your birthday falling on a day when there isn’t an HHN, is you can celebrate it the day before and couple days after at hhn and it still counts as a birthday celebration.

right?

some of the people leaving comments on some of my art the clown reels could really use some alone time with a detachable showerhead.

it’s great that the event inspires ideas and creativity, but some people don’t think about logistics when they do their “you know what they should do next year…” posts.

no, that would be terrible and wouldn’t work on numerous technical levels. but sure, sounds fun.

one of those is a trick question

ok, but does she like guys?
does she like cats more than dogs?
is she incredibly patient?

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Blumhouse 15th Anniversary Activation Preview - Universal Orlando Resort
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do i want my company to automatically enroll me in their 401k or do i want to opt out?

phone is home waiting for me

getting a new phone tomorrow is a little more than just getting a new phone. this current device and i went through too much trauma in a single device cycle that a person should.

new device means closing the door on a lot, not looking back, and preparing for the future.

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the irony of me going through the house i like the least almost more than any other house is based solely on how it usually has a lower wait time than the rest. 😅 still don’t like it.

In the future

just got a text saying my phone has shipped. check the tracking info and it has shipped…tomorrow. 😅

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notice how i forgot to mention i also have meta raybans to capture video with? yeah, i forgot i had them too. 😅

took so much video yesterday that my phone filled up. probably about 12 gigs. i carry a flip cam and an iPhone 7 as backup in case of emergency. however the zoom on the flip sucks and the backup iPhone was dead. i deleted a couple apps and other video to make room to capture them hauling away track.

lost last night’s game in the football pool. still number one overall.

opposite sex stop acting weird challenge

at least i know common courtesy and how to wait my turn.

but hey, im a gatekeeper, right?

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finding fellow humans to be extra annoying this morning.