His ass cannot believe his eyes ☢️
#wunk #nuclear #fission

The greatest compliment a shitposter can receive is someone making art out of their post 💖

Behold! A rare case of two wunki exhibiting the same freak
#wunk #moist #boba

This room is so dark, I can barely see⁉️

The speedy photon bursting through my window:

#youknowwhatyoudid

Absolutely immaculate reply as always my friend

"How will I exert geopolitical pressure against my enemies?!"

The readily available and ever helpful intercontinental ballistic missile:
#wunk #tradewar #economics

Me when I yap something exceedingly questionable but when asked to elaborate I refuse
#wunkus #nefarious #yapping

Omg I keep finding dust everywhere?? What's it coming from!?
The mischievous dustsprite:
#wunk #spiritedaway

Whenever I hear "used car salesman", I always think it's the salesman that's been used and not the cars

His ass is delightfully photogenic 💕

Ahh, now to make my favourite meal, breakfast. What shall I use to cook my eggs?
Thank ever helpful frying pan:
#wunkus #cookingismypassion

Simpleton wunk caught moments before being bludgeoned by the overwhelming weight of a wrecking ball
#wunk #demolition

His ass is afflicted by the sanguine curse 🧛

Me when she Bilbo's my Baggins 🙂‍↕️

Hmm, there must be a way to cut this wooden beam with precision and alacrity...
The ever reliable circular saw blade:
#wunkus #crafty #DIY

His ass is deceptive ‼️

Omg why is my shower always dirty⁉️
*The unrelenting black mould in my grout*
#wunkus #wunk #hygienegirly

Overwhelmed Wunk
#wunk #overstimulated

Furious wunk giving the bird 🥵
#wunk

Diabolical wunkus 🌭
#wunk #grandlarceny

Damn, I'm so peckish, I wish I had a snack:
The ever-delicious Cheeto Puff:

a man with a surprised look on his face and the words oh my god written on the bottom Alt: a man with a surprised look on his face and the words oh my god written on the bottom

I used to hate this type of media format until I joined Bluesky and made a shitposting account ❤️
#bluesky #memes #deathoftwitter

The Oye is, by far, the wunkiest, scrungliest being on this planet 😍

An example of a wink is exhibited here:-
How nefarious‼️

Do you love wunks?! I sure do, but what constitutes a wunk you may ask? Well, a wunk can be described as any animal exhibiting any / all of the following:-

A. Tomfoolery
B. Rambunctious behaviour
C. Delirium
D. Minimal brain activity
E. Silliness
F. Malicious intent
G. All of the above