@canto.bsky.social
I went to a show a got ants thrown at me.
25.05.2025 03:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How many fbi agents are subscribed tho?
24.05.2025 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reading a fiction book in public and shaking my head saying “bullshit, that never happened” so people don’t think I’m an idiot.
27.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@fffreak.bsky.social I was going through old cards and found this treasure! Remember being worried you’d ruin a $40 card with your signature? lol
19.02.2025 20:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Keygen chiptunes are always a bop. How do they always go so hard?
13.02.2025 08:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sadly it’s never been done before 😔
12.02.2025 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump uses they/them pronouns on Instagram btw. This is progress.
06.02.2025 12:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should make an avatar the last airbender movie
06.02.2025 09:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember they did the pussy hat marches last Trump presidency and they didn’t work.
05.02.2025 18:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here’s how Bernie can still win
05.02.2025 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sabrina Carpenter
05.02.2025 13:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yoooo it’s human pet guy! (Are we still doing that?)
05.02.2025 13:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too many syllables 😔
05.02.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Paula Cole voice*
Where have all the mean baristas gone?
Not me! I’m not on the fringes of society because I watch The Office and Family Guy!
05.02.2025 11:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think the egg prices rising was orchestrated by big vegan to get everyone to switch to a more ethical diet?
03.02.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Call my senators” why? So I can get a visit from the FBI?
03.02.2025 17:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m trying to invent a diangle. A shape with only two angles.
01.02.2025 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I must be giving off “please yell at me and treat me like dirt” vibes today because oh boy are the guests just laying into me.
31.01.2025 12:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something absolutely nefarious about the term “50 gigs of unlimited data” but I saved 50% by switching to T-Mobile so I really can’t complain.
31.01.2025 07:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not enough kissing but still better than Emelia Pérez
28.01.2025 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They have PTSD from all the CoD they played
28.01.2025 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The hotel in winter is so weird. We’ll have 50% the occupancy of summer but the lost and found will more than triple.
28.01.2025 10:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Libs haven’t been this excited about a word since they started using twink instead of the f slur.
28.01.2025 06:09 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have two Caroline Polachek calendars and I bet you don’t even have one you nerd.
27.01.2025 19:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@stagnantair.bsky.social
27.01.2025 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a lot of shit to say about Biden but “at least three” was one of the coolest things he said.
26.01.2025 21:20 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
@stagnantair.bsky.social
26.01.2025 07:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tár Jeremy
25.01.2025 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep getting texts from “retired democrats”
25.01.2025 14:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
