I went to a show a got ants thrown at me.
25.05.2025 03:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@canto.bsky.social
I went to a show a got ants thrown at me.
25.05.2025 03:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How many fbi agents are subscribed tho?
24.05.2025 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading a fiction book in public and shaking my head saying βbullshit, that never happenedβ so people donβt think Iβm an idiot.
27.02.2025 22:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@fffreak.bsky.social I was going through old cards and found this treasure! Remember being worried youβd ruin a $40 card with your signature? lol
19.02.2025 20:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Keygen chiptunes are always a bop. How do they always go so hard?
13.02.2025 08:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sadly itβs never been done before π
12.02.2025 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump uses they/them pronouns on Instagram btw. This is progress.
06.02.2025 12:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should make an avatar the last airbender movie
06.02.2025 09:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember they did the pussy hat marches last Trump presidency and they didnβt work.
05.02.2025 18:37 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hereβs how Bernie can still win
05.02.2025 13:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sabrina Carpenter
05.02.2025 13:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yoooo itβs human pet guy! (Are we still doing that?)
05.02.2025 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Too many syllables π
05.02.2025 11:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Paula Cole voice*
Where have all the mean baristas gone?
Not me! Iβm not on the fringes of society because I watch The Office and Family Guy!
05.02.2025 11:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you think the egg prices rising was orchestrated by big vegan to get everyone to switch to a more ethical diet?
03.02.2025 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βCall my senatorsβ why? So I can get a visit from the FBI?
03.02.2025 17:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm trying to invent a diangle. A shape with only two angles.
01.02.2025 14:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I must be giving off βplease yell at me and treat me like dirtβ vibes today because oh boy are the guests just laying into me.
31.01.2025 12:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something absolutely nefarious about the term β50 gigs of unlimited dataβ but I saved 50% by switching to T-Mobile so I really canβt complain.
31.01.2025 07:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not enough kissing but still better than Emelia PΓ©rez
28.01.2025 18:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They have PTSD from all the CoD they played
28.01.2025 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The hotel in winter is so weird. Weβll have 50% the occupancy of summer but the lost and found will more than triple.
28.01.2025 10:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Libs havenβt been this excited about a word since they started using twink instead of the f slur.
28.01.2025 06:09 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have two Caroline Polachek calendars and I bet you donβt even have one you nerd.
27.01.2025 19:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@stagnantair.bsky.social
27.01.2025 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a lot of shit to say about Biden but βat least threeβ was one of the coolest things he said.
26.01.2025 21:20 β π 41 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0@stagnantair.bsky.social
26.01.2025 07:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TΓ‘r Jeremy
25.01.2025 15:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep getting texts from βretired democratsβ
25.01.2025 14:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0