Sir Bob

Subscribing to Avios points is the single dumbest thing I’ve heard over email this year.

As #nffc are not playing mediocre football this week I’m watching Finland instead. It does fill the mediocrity void. #suomi #huuhkajat

Dyche would just be going from crap to stunningly mediocre. Trophy winning? European experience? Any achievements of note? Nope. Aiming lowest of the low,

yes, right on schedule as agreed

we were overrun pretty much the whole game, just some desperate defending and Sels being a wizard saved us losing by more really. The first goal shouldn't have stood but there was no way we were winning that one #nffc

The thing is, there was no way Marinakis could have known that sacking the first manager to take us in to Europe in 30 years and replacing him with the guy that took Spurs to 17th would not work out well. #nffc

Yep, sacked today.

Steve Bruce is available…#nffc

It was Agatha all along! #PWEI

I guess it’s time again for Danny Taylor to tweet he’s heard about terrible things going on behind the scenes at the club but he can’t tell us what they are #nffc

Last season we were great, on average. Sometimes poor but overall a successful season. Now we’re atrocious. No idea what changed though. Any idea Mr Marinakis? #nffc

#nffc

I mean, the head “coach” doesn’t even realise he has to sub off our injured star defender is there a point taking things seriously? #nffc

Shall we just not bother? #nffc

I’m implying that in Britain people will always find an excuse to not improve things

I don’t agree (respectfully) I feel that there should still be a progressive goal even if previous attempts have failed. I do agree data protection is a mandatory requirement.

New to never try anything new then?

Does ‘gin in a tin on the train’ intentionally scan to the rhythm of train wheels, because if it does, it’s genius.

Let me guess, most brits on here don’t want digital health services? Too modern? They’d have access to your health data! Not what the queen did? Not in the Magna Carta?

Just finished a book about Chernobyl. While brilliant, it’s not the most uplifting subject. So, the next read needs to be funny and smart, any genre. Ideas? #booksky

I’m a grown up so I will avoid posting on Reddit that #nffc should get Potter in while he’s available. Even though the backlash would be excellent fun.

Well played #safc that’s the most positive thing I can say #nffc

We’re basically watching a metaphor for Mr. Marinakis’ ego play out #nffc

I’m at the ‘distracted by Reddit’ stage of watching #nffc right now

A man can dream!

True, but a lot more too

I miss Jack Colback #nffc

Come on #nffc let’s have a competent, controlled second half

Nope, you’re next week

Finally, a positive and forward thinking suggestion