John Wilson

I’m picturing graphic descriptions of his member thrusting on the first page

Surely it’s not on the very first page. How many pages is it before the sex starts?

I think one of the things that the internet has done to our politics is that it’s made people stop caring what’s true. What’s true is what gets the most retweets. What’s true is what my friends on social media will share and agree with. A lot of people can’t even seem to tell the difference anymore.

Manfrotto is what I have and a bogen, but they are both so huge. I expect I could use an 8x10, or maybe even an 11x14 view camera with the bogen

I’ve been gifted by a few different people, tripods that all use the same baseplate

They are old and heavy as fuck but they work

I don’t have any experience using this system, but www.kentfaith.com/tripods

I held one of these in my hands, seemed pretty solid and functional

God from the Sistine Chapel touching a curling stone instead of Adam

@canspice.bsky.social

Have you seen Hail Caesar

1. Snails. I mean, maybe if it’s some sort of really well regarded restaurant, I’d try it. Maybe.

Alt-Click to edit Alt Text Alt Text: A diagram shows a nude figure with a label "batteries"

Folks. The latest InDesign update has AI-generated alt text when you place an image and so far it has labeled four technical drawings of load-bearing steel plates as nudes. I guess I can’t argue with the computer’s perspective

Age verification? At a community event when I was 5, the church basement the event was held in had two vending machines: one for glass coke bottles, and one for cigarettes

Congratulations!

A photo of an art piece consisting of three paper weavings that are attached to a stick. The warp is strings and the weft is paper in mostly shades of blue. The leftmost weaving has a giant yellow tassel hanging from it and the rightmost weaving has two blue tassels hanging from it. The stick is about four feet long and there is yarn wrapped around the branches and yarn ends are hanging down to flutter in the breeze.

My piece “Three of Wands (A phylogeny of my creativity)” has been accepted to the Carnegie Visual Art Center’s 2026 Embracing Art Exhibit! The exhibit runs from March 24-May 9 in Decatur, AL.
🎉🎉🎉

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Concorde's first commercial flight was in 1976 and it was retired in 2003, or 27 years.

Flight of the Conchords have been going since 1998 and are now in their 28th year.

Flight of the Conchords has now lasted longer than the flights of the Concorde.

Keep the faucet open a bit, and throw a space heater up there if you can

When you start paying attention, you notice how often people try to tell you what you should be doing. About work, about relationships, about kids, about hobbies. Everything. People assume you're looking for advice even if you didn't ask. It's not the worst, but it's frustrating sometimes.

Did a pipe break? Or did you get it figured out in time?

who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not

. . .

earbuds.

One of the things bothering me about how people are responding to the Epstein files is that there are tons of conspiracies being created and spread about what’s in them, rather than people just believing the victims like they could have been doing for years now

When I was a Linux desktop user in the 90s I used to say Bill Gates is a horrible man, because I didn’t like Windows and the monopolistic behavior of Microsoft.

Then I got older and decided I just wanted USB to work, so maybe Windows (and Gates) wasn’t that bad.

But I was right the first time!

Peggy fell on a patch of ice (literal, not metaphorical) and got a compound wrist fracture at the beginning of January.

Losing full functionality of a limb sucks

Oh no, hope you heal up soon

This just dropped in my feed and IDK if you were referring to it or not

We know that that lots of social scenarios will reliably make lots of people go completely insane - put them in a cult, make them a prison guard, whatever - but didn’t consider that “being active online” or “watching a lot of Fox News” are also high-pressure social scenarios

I think what we have overlooked that has made society go haywire is that social pressures are the single strongest force acting on human beings, and the human brain doesn’t really distinguish between real-life, media-sourced, and internet social pressures. Our phones and feeds are pressure cookers

White people really pretend not to know how racist New Jersey cops were in the 1970s, or what they did to Black people.

It's 2026, and most white people still don't know that cops killed more Black people in 2024 than any other year in recorded US history, directly thanks to Biden policies.

Gimme a name and I’ll fuck him up

(Okay not really, or at least Not Like That. I’m just reading through some news of yesterday’s local events and I’m feeling a mood)

These Epstein files are really like a gravitational well of all sorts of terrible men though

@canspice.bsky.social time for a repost of a classic

git stash poop

Democrats are trying to find a way to restore faith in government and democracy without actually changing anything about how it works. That's why they're useless in this moment. They will continue to be useless.

My Lyft driver said his friend, who works at a rental car company, said they're not renewing ICE's fleet contract tomorrow, because they have damaged every. Single. One. Of the rentals.