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@inaneenglish.bsky.social

AV engineer, indie science news producer, podcaster, walking shitpost. A Georgia πŸ‘ in Philly. All opinions & curse words are my own. Put science in your brain at evsn.tv Support indie science journalism at patreon.com/cosmoquestx πŸš€πŸ”­πŸŒˆπŸ‰

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18.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about growing up poor and achieving a bit of upward class mobility via college education is you end up in social circles with people who come from economic privilege...and it never stops feeling weird.

18.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh no

18.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Batman the Animated Series scene where Batman is being dragged towards a giant venus fly trap that looks like a vagina dentata.

Batman the Animated Series scene where Batman is being dragged towards a giant venus fly trap that looks like a vagina dentata.

A second shot from Batman the Animated series where Batman is fighting for his life against the vagina dentata flytrap.

A second shot from Batman the Animated series where Batman is fighting for his life against the vagina dentata flytrap.

Watching Batman TAS while I have my coffee and check emails and *head tilt*

18.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The sheer amount of creeping horror contained in "Part 1"

18.11.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Olivia Nuzzi, please stop involving the entire public in your sex life.

18.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't personally believe in astrology but like, my faith observes a holiday where we shake tree branches and a lemon at God, so you astrology kids do you.

18.11.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god what happened now

18.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh good I can get back to my regularly scheduled filth now.

18.11.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so glad I ignored people telling me it was a bad idea to cash out my 401k to buy a house.

18.11.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

18.11.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2753    πŸ” 1057    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 15

I don't know what I expected dot gif

18.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what is it this time?

18.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things currently occupying approximately 40% of my brain: there should be at least one Carly Rae Jepsen song in the Heated Rivalry tv serie.

17.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they're going after holocaust survivors

17.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 736    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

I've crossed over from being apoplectic about this shit to just feeling straight down to my bones tired.

17.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[S I G H]

17.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

make bad art because some of the worst people you know are making even worse art and literally nothing you make will be that bad.

17.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

I HOOTED 🀣

17.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my next column's going to be like "how Olivia N*zzi is like a romantasy heroine" and y'all are going to be like "wow her insights are amazing"

17.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

And MTG is actually antisemitic!!! Not for wanting to defund Israel but for pushing conspiracy theories like "jews control the weather" and all that space lasers nonsense, which was laughable, sure, but still antisemitic.

17.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know a lot of liberals consider it beneath yourselves to listen to marginalized Southerners but maybe look up what MTG's queer and black constituents have said about their experiences living in her district.

17.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all, MTG wanting to stop US money from arming Israel is a "heartbreaking, worst person you know..." situation, not her reforming her hateful ways. A party that's got room for her is not a party I want to be involved with.

17.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My take on the Elyse Meyers thing is the same one I’ve had for years as someone who spent a lot of time reviewing & has since come back to it:

Authors don’t belong in reviewer spaces. Reviews aren’t for them. Doesn’t matter how many TikTok followers they have. That space isn’t for them

17.11.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, cishet white dudes, call me when your online stalker takes it IRL and physically attacks you in a courtroom during your protective order hearing lol

17.11.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KJ Charles' All of Us Murderers is simultaneously a send-up of gothic novels and an excellent gothic novel in its own right. The way it balances the two reminds me a lot of Deadloch, which I now want to re-watch.

17.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

same hat

17.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote 856 words (of Star Wars fan fic) in an hour.

17.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My shine runner great grandfather is up in heaven going "no, not like that"

17.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

...yep.

17.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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