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Hey Rob Easton

@heyrobeaston.bsky.social

#Salesforce Sys Admin, Employed at and Alum of #ColoradoStateUniversity Gifted humorist.

400 Followers  |  410 Following  |  132 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.1385

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Oof

01.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See what he did there?

21.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Crying at halftime of this #Broncos game but not because of the 💩 performance...

19.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I feel like I’m forced to use certain applications like PayPal most of my friends use Venmo, and even businesses

30.09.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Just got some Oreo’s today. Family size. A family of ants.

20.09.2025 21:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Starting a fight this early?

18.09.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow. It’s huge

18.09.2025 14:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Enjoying the last moments of the weekend...

14.09.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Apple just dropped the best product.

We are finally going to understand what some LinkedIn posts really mean.

Rejoice.

11.09.2025 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Always add a z when you talk to AI.

28.08.2025 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ironically , at this moment, Josh Birk is presenting AI at Mile High Dreamin

28.08.2025 20:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

ChatGPT just said I had a “good question.” So who’s the smarty-pants now?

26.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love it

23.08.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just got a spam text and I replied “this is not a good time, my dog just died.” Of course my dog is fine.

Spamming the spammer was less satisfying than I had hoped though.

The person apologized and all but next time I’m going to reply “911, what is your emergency?”

22.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought you had to play and go around the board

17.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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15.08.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Eiffel Tower at night, lit up

Eiffel Tower at night, lit up

Agreed. Paris is beautiful. We were there in March

13.08.2025 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Such a contrast of styles. Interesting!

11.08.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As I read that (and read this) an odd pain occurs in the back of my brain. If I have an aneurysm, can I sue the President?

11.08.2025 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dawn posts some really nice photos

07.08.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A sleeping Yorkie/ Shu Tzu mix. Puppy sized.

A sleeping Yorkie/ Shu Tzu mix. Puppy sized.

My favorite part of owning a new puppy. ;-)

04.08.2025 19:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been to that exact spot. That was fun to see

04.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You’re doing it wrong!

03.08.2025 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course in that order! That dude is nuts.

03.08.2025 22:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahha. Wait a second.

29.07.2025 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahahhahahha

29.07.2025 16:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And what do you sell?

26.07.2025 00:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like Easton. The name. I’ve never been to the place.

25.07.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey, I just saw them too.

23.07.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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