The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

04.03.2025 18:17 — 👍 9929    🔁 1507    💬 220    📌 80

Oxford and Merriam-Webster both recognize “cromulent” and “embiggen” as legitimate words, but not “kwyjibo.”

I demand an explanation.

22.04.2025 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I sincerely apologize to the Indian community (especially my fellow dark-skinned brothers and sisters) for what I’m about to say, but I simply must say it:

Kash Patel really, really, REALLY does look EXACTLY like the poop emoji.

31.01.2025 10:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.

But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

29.01.2025 14:17 — 👍 62215    🔁 12135    💬 1576    📌 563

#UnmaskingMusk

28.01.2025 11:04 — 👍 1899    🔁 681    💬 56    📌 337

Dear people on social media who told me for 9 years that I was overreacting to Trump,
I wasn't. You were wrong. You can make up for your foolishness by joining the resistance and trying to rescue our country from the fascists.
Sincerely,
Mark

21.01.2025 12:58 — 👍 1323    🔁 159    💬 30    📌 9

Bracing myself for a brand new era of white trash colonialism… yeehaw and whatnot.

21.01.2025 06:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he did it twice just in case

20.01.2025 20:23 — 👍 4072    🔁 1242    💬 368    📌 517

um

20.01.2025 19:58 — 👍 44870    🔁 11470    💬 7018    📌 8094

The hitler salute wasn’t surprising. ADL defending it certainly was though.

21.01.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Klobuchar’s painting sucks.

20.01.2025 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can’t wipe your ass with canvas or panels. Not easily, at least.

03.12.2024 14:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0