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“Mad Cat” Cattis

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“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.”—General “Mad Cat” Cattis #CatWorldDomination Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers

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Latest posts by madcatcattis.bsky.social on Bluesky

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The integration of General Viper is progressing--slowly. The human says we must be patient. (We're cats, so we don't do patience well). Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone else who's feeling impatient about something and to anyone dreading this weekend's cold snap...🥶
#CatsOfBluesky

12.12.2025 03:42 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The human is complaining we're taking up too much room on the bed. That's easy--get another bed. That way we'll have one and so will they. Problem solved. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's worried or anxious about anything...💕
(Art by Robert Kenneth White)
#CatsOfBluesky

11.12.2025 04:28 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You are very welcome! 💖

11.12.2025 04:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The human is irritated with a lot of things, including us, so we'll make this fast. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling frustrated, irritated, deflated, or addlepated and who think they'd feel better if they were just sedated...💤
(Art by Lauren Elizabeth)
#CatsOfBluesky

10.12.2025 03:56 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We had moving plans for tomorrow, but they fell through. The human sighed dramatically and said, "After all--tomorrow is another day!" (They've obviously lost their mind.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone struggling to get a big job done by themselves and feeling overwhelmed...💕
#CatsOfBluesky

09.12.2025 04:11 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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Private Domino is here with a late #CatBoxSunday entry to hand out goodnight hugs for #Monday. She doesn't understand why people don't sleep thru Mondays if they're so bad, but if humans insist on getting up for them, she wants to give you a hug to send you on your way...💕
#CatsOfBluesky

08.12.2025 03:24 — 👍 58    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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It's been a long #Caturday (well, for the human, not for us felines), so we're all winding down by watching a movie. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone stressing about the holidays and anyone still wondering if "Die Hard" is a #Christmas movie...🍿
#CatsOfBluesky

07.12.2025 04:47 — 👍 45    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
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The human is getting another migraine, so we must put them to bed and lie on top of them, making sure they stay securely in place. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a relaxing weekend and to anyone else who suffers from migraines...💓
#CaturdayEve #CatsOfBluesky

06.12.2025 03:52 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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It's cold--again--so lots of us are cuddled up with the human as they read. (We're not sure what they're reading, but they keep falling asleep, so maybe they should try another book.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's had a difficult week...💕
#CatsOfBluesky

05.12.2025 04:11 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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Another chilly evening, another evening for blanket forts at Fort Cattis. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling sad, anxious, or under the weather and to anyone enjoying all the funny memes about Mariah Carey and that #Christmas song you can't escape...🙀
(Art by Carol Wilson)
#CatsOfBluesky

04.12.2025 03:27 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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As we posted earlier, today is the 10th anniversary of the General's rescue and founding of Fort Cattis. Since we know others are also missing pets or people they've lost, our goodnight hugs go out to all of them, no matter how long their loved ones have been gone 💞
#CatsOfBluesky

03.12.2025 03:58 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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10 years ago today, General Cattis was rescued after repeatedly trying to break in to the offices of a nearby stadium. Since his passing in June, our fort has never felt the same. He guided every cat that entered our home and will be forever missed.
#CatsOfBluesky

03.12.2025 02:41 — 👍 99    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 0
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It's very chilly at Fort Cattis tonight, so we're all burrowing under blankets to keep warm as the human downs hot chocolate. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's struggling to stay warm in an old house or apartment (just like all of us 🐾)

(Art by Carol Wilson)
#CatsOfBluesky

02.12.2025 04:14 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The human is leaving early tomorrow to sell some things so we can get a good heater to keep our fort warm this winter, so we're all hitting our bunks early. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a good hug to start #December or face #Monday...💕

#CatsOfBluesky

01.12.2025 03:24 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do you know how much body heat people lose through the head? We're going to have to start sleeping on the human's head to keep them warm. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a warm hug for a chilly #Caturday night...✨
#CatsOfBluesky

30.11.2025 04:04 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Mira was abandoned in our parking lot as an old kitty with bad teeth. The human brought her in to spend her final years as the beloved grandma of Fort Cattis. The love and devotion of a senior pet is the very best gift you can give yourself this #Christmas 🐾
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth #Caturday

29.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 262    🔁 20    💬 5    📌 1
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It's a chilly evening here at Fort Cattis, so everyone is staking out their favorite warm nighttime napping places. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who finds the holidays difficult for whatever reason and to anyone who wishes humans could hibernate thru the winter...
#CatsOfBluesky

29.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The human is done with today's drama, so we're all turning in early. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's lonely or sad this evening and to anyone else hoping for a drama-free close to 2025. (Hey, we can dream...)
#Thanksgiving🦃 #CatsOfBluesky

28.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Happy #Thanksgiving🦃 to everyone at Bluesky! We're using this pic because this is the human's exact expression when someone takes too many deviled eggs or too much of the mashed potatoes. (They can have more of that questionable green bean casserole...)
#ThanksgivingDay #CatsOfBluesky

27.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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We couldn't decide if people needed to hug a cat or be hugged by a cat this evening, so we chose a pic that was both. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's tired of bad news and anyone who's looking forward to a turkey coma...🦃
(Art by Renoir & Fat Cat Art)
#CatsOfBluesky #Thanksgiving🦃

27.11.2025 04:53 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The human said we won't be moving the recliner because it has too much "feline-inflicted damage." We're appalled at this baseless accusation. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious or sad and anyone wrongly accused of damaging chairs...🙀
(Art by Vanessa Stockard)
#CatsOfBluesky

26.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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The human is stressed, so we tried to get them to meditate. They decided to drink coffee instead. (That didn't seem to help their stress for some reason.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's feeling stressed this evening and anyone already tired of #Christmas music 🎶
#CatsOfBluesky

25.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A friend took the human to dinner. They brought home a doggy bag, but won't share it. What's the problem? Are they waiting for a dog to stop by? Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that needs one for #Monday and anyone disappointed in people that won't share their leftovers...
#CatsOfBluesky

24.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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The human is tired because they stayed up too late doing ridiculous human things. We have to get them into bed so we can wake them for the 4am PT run through the apartment. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's had a difficult week...💖
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

23.11.2025 06:14 — 👍 34    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
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River, 14, the Most Chill Cat in the World, wants everyone to know that in this chaotic world, adopting a senior pet guarantees you always have a calm best friend who loves you waiting at home at the end of each day...❤️
#Caturday #AdoptASeniorPetMonth

22.11.2025 15:46 — 👍 227    🔁 22    💬 1    📌 2
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The human tried to clean today.
We tried to help.
They said they didn't need that kind of help.
They are so ungrateful.
Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who feels unappreciated and anyone who'd like us to come over to help clean...🧹
(Art by Louis Wain)
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday

22.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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The human is irritated with the phone again. They were grumbling about apps designed by idiots and then we stopped listening because it wasn't about us. Our goodnight hugs go out to anyone irritated about anything and everyone that thinks cats are more interesting than apps...📱
#CatsOfBluesky

21.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Today we watched from the kitchen as flocks of birds flew overhead, headed south for the winter. In the spring, we'll watch them return from our new sunroom. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone missing someone tonight or anyone just needing a hug...💕
(Art by Vladimir Rumyantsev)
#CatsOfBluesky

20.11.2025 05:34 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The human has to be up early again tomorrow, so we're all setting our clocks to be up and wide awake 30 minutes before their alarm goes off. (We're helpful like that.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's tired and wishes they could sleep in tomorrow...💤
#CatsOfBluesky

19.11.2025 03:58 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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The human has spent the day cursing at drill bits because they don't have what they need to fix the doors at the new Fort Cattis. (We're putting them to bed before they have a stroke.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that doesn't have what they need to get something done...
#CatsOfBluesky

18.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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