Fíona 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧

Hello Fiona you beautiful girl 👋🏻

Great name!

FIONA

Who did this?

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

I still struggle with this on a daily basis 😔

Anti-Faxxer.

Anti-Faxxer. Still the best Halloween costume of all time.

She didn't get much this year, but she got enough and I think she had a nice time.

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And the president spends taxes building a ballroom for the elite

If you see the following meme, just be aware how unrealistic it is....

For a start, that keyboard is definitely AI. But WAIT THERE'S MORE!

About to take bairn trick or treating.

Already seen one body bag hanging from a tree 😑

Gawd, things have escalated since I was a kid!

Annual reminder that you're all celebrating an Irish pagan festival except for the candy and Princess costumes, that was America.

Yeah my family have never done Halloween. Now it takes on an Xmas vibe with the decor

My mistake, Vader is in DC. Apparently it was a kids competition in the 80s.

We were having this discussion, how halloween is so much bigger than it was even a decade ago. When I was a kid, this sort of fanfare was so rare. We'd trick or treat down my friends road but few people did decs.

Yank influence.

Was RoI the same?

I'd say they're one of the better value ones? They're not No 7 but I'd say their products are better, without the elite brand name prices.

When you start your new job, go have a gander ☺️

In Burnley we had one at this time a few weeks back. I was in the bathroom and genuinely made the comment "what the heck, why!!?? It's still light!! "

Oh you're telling me. They occur at random times in the year as well.

Like Martin, happy birthday and all but come on i don't keep you awake on my birthday

The Kat Von D ones are really good. Think I have dark purple and red.

Also, KIKO Milano!! I love their stuff. Great shadows lippies. Not sure I liked their facial products much, but I rarely use those now. My skin didn't really get on with them.
Make my own powder

I've found one, possibly that one, but it doesn't have much staying power annoyingly. Do they also do a bright purple one? I have that in the same model.

Where did you get it from? I had a nice Kat Von D one but they took it off me when Terry and I did The Queue. I haven't found it since!

A gargoyle on Paisley Abbey that looks suspiciously like a Xenomorph

A gargoyle on Paisley Abbey that looks suspiciously like a Xenomorph

On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey

Somewhere has Star Wars gargoyles. Can't remember where, but there's definitely a Vader.
Possibly this one!

Feline GBH

He tried to bite me while holding my hand, tore my skin in five places 😑

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THE FUCK

He comes in regularly.

But he did later bite me so our relationship has become strained

DEY STING DOE