Shout out my female coworker who I can give GPS/compass directions and not have her look at me like a seasoned pirate captain
No shade, but most shorties I've met get anxiety just looking at a map.
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21 | he/him Bilingual π«π· ~ Bisexualπππ Magical forest wisp working a 9-5, can you believe how they fucked my shit?
Shout out my female coworker who I can give GPS/compass directions and not have her look at me like a seasoned pirate captain
No shade, but most shorties I've met get anxiety just looking at a map.
Brooooooo I got mogged by a P2 GoD Kazuya at an anime convention
Bro gave me several dirty looks as I described my stats
Fuck my chungus life
Had a therapy beagle devour my face for a solid 45s straight
1. Beagles are my favorite breed of dog
2. I'm not having a great day mentally, so that was like a ketamine shot of serotonin
I think girlie knew I was in therapy; just another day on the job consoling some (sad) guy
As a 5 day-per-week Andy; it was nice for my lunches on Monday to be noticeably less busy than the rest of the week.
This back to work nonsense in Toronto is fucking up my flow - let those who can do their jobs from home JUST FUCKING DO EM FROM HOME
Let the rest of us reap the benefits damn bro
Deadass stayed 15 minutes later at work because I
A. Forgot I was 8am-4pm
B. Didn't really want to leave my coworker whose last day is tomorrow
C. Wanted to be useful for more of my day
This particular sickness was fucking rough man. God forbid a guy want to reply to emails and circle back π₯Ί
My week so far:
- Forced T break due to being sick
- Bedtime at 10pm bc I can't smoke
- Sent home from work twice
- Prescribed penicillin for the first time*
*If I end up having to take it, I can't drink alcohol for a week.
All of this following a 6 day work week 8-8-8-8-11-10hrs
*Sighs*
I would love to know more about them!!!
30.09.2025 15:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I.. got on the wrong subway this evening.
My station has:
- 1 line, 2 directions; East and West
The destination was East.
For some fucking reason, I stood waiting on the West platform for 3 cycles of the East train.
I will be late for my movie.
Casually in the elevator bank with my CFO, CEO and CTO ahahahahahAHAHAHAHHHHHHGGHH
^ (not stressed)
First personal day of my professional life.
Not necessarily due to crisis, but I woke up feeling like 1 day remained on my sanity, and a Monday spent at work would not let me prepare adequately.
So here I am. Thank you 'My Boss', for giving me the courage to not crash and burn!!
My shawarma place just upped their price, 13.55 instead of 12.42 (after tax)
FUCK man inflation hit my goats
Incredibly fucked up, Nintendo.
05.06.2025 22:15 β π 2754 π 490 π¬ 74 π 49Heheh,
Having a crush on someone is fun β¨οΈ
You know you're on the right bus going to an Anime convention when Bocchi gets on
24.05.2025 15:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought a silver-lining of restarting my nails was that touchscreens would work again.
Nah turns out them bitches only function when they feel like it.
I will never again have short ass nails.
Just had a guy walk up to my stall and stare at me through the crack.
Met his eyes for 10s straight before he walked away, I yelled "Fucking weirdo" and another guy in the bathroom was like "You looking through the fucking crack??? You are a fucking weirdo".
Lucky for him he left, but jesus christ
It happened again today
01.04.2025 21:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nothing like a 6-person team being down to 4 due to one's PRL and another's vacation.
Then that team being reduced to 3 for someone calling in sick.
For week 7; I was probably way under-qualified to handle all that shit.
I did do it though, so that's cool (-1 soul + will to live)
First 60$ haircut of my life
Holy fucking shit- dare I say I've never looked or felt better in my life??
Threw in a beard line-up too; I am fresh enough to be high-end sushi.
Goated experience; men should support barbershops!
My King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard hyperfixation isn't just mindlessly listening to the same 15 albums over and over.
It's discovering new shit; sounds I didn't hear, appreciating transitions, being engrossed in vibes. It's deepening my appreciation for their art with each listen.
Undisputed peak
GUY WITH NO LACES IN HIS SHOES JUST HITS A FUCKING ONEHITTER ON THE SUBWAY LIKE HELLO???????
What the fucking hell man
Probably made my first oopsie at work. Only Day 14 I don't trust myself to have been flawless with how overwhelmed I was.
About to be on my "Please don't fire me, I'm just a boy - I need to pay rent" shit if my feeling is right.
(Def wouldn't be that bad, but I'm anxious)
Damn yeah I see that; unfortunate PC favoritism
06.03.2025 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 01000%, right when I get home from work. The CBT was excellent; more casual tac. shooter go brrr
06.03.2025 17:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Girls generation - old school pick for me
06.03.2025 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0>goes to bed at 12 after a long and tiring week
>wakes up to the bright ass sun coming through my windows
>check phone
>6:58AM AHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
was not able to go back to sleep, I've been forcibly turned into a morning person
Hadn't cried in 6 months; one stressful situation + argument between my parents took that streak by the balls and crushed it.
What a cringe way to go; overwhelmed by unhelpfulness and spiteful words? Fucking laaaame I was hoping for a sunset so beautiful I couldn't help but bawl. Unlucky!
Most important interview of my life in 11hrs - lowkey dictating the course of the next 5-6 months of my life.
I'm shitting bricks, at nearly maximum anxiety.
But I'm so excited to prove myself; if I land this I'm the goat, if I don't then womp womp (not the goat)
All I can do is my best, fuck!
When an hour long conversation turns into writing pages about the true nature of myself and my values.
If I'm gonna do something wack and out of left field, I want to know that I'm doing it for the right reasons, and with not but the BEST of intentions. Period.
Being in touch with yourself is rad.