2d boy connoisseur

then u get a tech who isn't that good at finding the vein and leaves u with a gnarly bruise for days

isn't it fun to be old 🫠

[tactics ogre] the butcher

#ffxiv #hermes

🎣

groceries. my meds. housing. oh no, I'm broke. just eliminate my meatbag and place my consciousness inside the internet thanks

EXCERPT FROM MY UPCOMING NETFLIX SERIES "SERF'S UP," ABOUT A MEDIEVAL TEENAGE PEASANT TRANSPORTED TO THE MODERN ERA

JENNY ORTEGA-TYPE LOVE INTEREST: (witheringly) You like farming?

SERF JOHNNY: Call that field skibidi the way I toil it

#FF14 ただいま！

Wise tips from Fray
#FFXIV #FFXIVMEMES

u know i have been playing too much dol when i look at my own handle and misread connoisseur as cumoisseur

i considered msging you when i woke up at 1am but i was like nah there's no way he's awake at 3 am. Little did I know,

went to bed early. woke up after 90 mins feeling like I'm boutta horf. tried to convince my dog to cuddle me better but she left. truly suffering

being old sucks so bad you get one bad night's sleep and the entire day goes to shit

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...

Ramza Beoulve from Final Fantasy Tactics! #chalkart #finalfantasy #fft #finalfantasytactics #ivalice #matsuno #ivalicechronicles

Yan..... are here!!! Watch out ko-fi.com/s/ce69d2a07c

chibi of crystal exarch from final fantasy 14. he looks appropriate to his age (OLD) with wrinkles and all, and is giving a serene thumbs up. the text “There You Have It…” is written below him.

*granblue old man sticker voice*
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑰𝒕…

☂️ #ffxiv

why is it always funnier when you understand the joke from a foreign language/culture. it was one thing when I laughed at stupid jokes in Spanish. but now I've read so many manhuas that I'm already primed to laugh at the sight of dog food and watermelons

make it relate to plants to truly maximize the aki energy

I'm at the pizza depression. I'm at the anxiety bell. I'm at the combination pizza depression anxiety bell

it is a beautiful day in the wood. i walk through sun-dappled rows and feel a peaceful disconnect from work and the hustle and bustle of the city. suddenly i hear it: the familiar sound of birdsong, and a slow realization dawns as i hear the full tune: some bird just fucking smiledogged me

packs ur meds and headphones in ur day bag

🙍🚪 ✊️✊️✊️kenkyuu no seika da👨‍🔬

i think I've read too many cultivation manhuas lately. I'm going to start chanting sutras in my sleep and seeing buddha in my dreams at this rate

i had a dream i was too tall so i had to shuffle around on my knees so if we combine your dream and my dream you get solky, on his knees,

comic of a shark resting in bed text: I don't want to hustle, I want to go to bed

all play and no work 🦈

:') #ffxiv

Illustration of a mako shark underthinking. There is a buffering symbol on their forehead

Yes