@bigtucsondad.bsky.social
All roads lead back to Margaritaville He/Him Chicago
Is anyone over here handing out organic social media advertising and marketing jobs by chance
24.11.2024 16:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You guys gotta read more manga there’s some great stuff out there
15.11.2024 19:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who up bonkin their wonkus
15.11.2024 02:55 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Today at work I got to inform my coworker about the fact that Fidel Castro was hitting Che Guevara with the euro step SO INSANELY HARD, that Che privately questioned his ability to lead a communist revolution
Easily one of my favorite history fun facts
Come and get me Obamna 🇱🇷🇲🇾
11.11.2024 13:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The woke left doesn’t want me to be hungover in the Jacksonville airport on a Monday morning
Tough cookies liberals, im gonna go throw up in this planter and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
Yo check this shit out
22.10.2024 20:43 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Real as hell quibi
21.10.2024 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey is bluesky like fully up and running now a days because when I last posted it was still kind of getting its sea legs
But twitter still sucks ass so I thought I’d come bye and check
What’s goin on over here guys, haven’t skeeted in years, are we still calling them skeets or what
18.10.2023 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh hey I still have Bluesky downloaded
20.08.2023 20:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did everyone have a fun MLB trade deadline
02.08.2023 01:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Unfortunately for Bluesky, Threads UI rips and is smooth as hell so follow me there lol
05.07.2023 23:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Making a very important presentation right now
03.07.2023 19:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need a one dance fr
02.07.2023 20:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What a tough way to end your scroll
02.07.2023 01:46 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She blast on my Baja until I [Taco Bell “BONG” sound effect]
01.07.2023 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All this twitter news has distracted me from sharing something important
And that is the fact that today is Oscar’s gotcha day :’) 2 whole years with my little buddy!
Yeah fire away
01.07.2023 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I gave a mouse a cookie and now I’m $350K in debt to the Russian mafia
01.07.2023 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She [VERB] on my [NOUN] until I [VERB]
01.07.2023 20:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My family and their old friends don’t know about this app yet so I can be grosser on here
01.07.2023 19:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh god.. oh yeah…fuck baby.. fuck fuck fuck I’m gonna exceed my rate limit 😫
01.07.2023 19:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My disappointment was immeasurable
01.07.2023 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We gotta get the Chicago Bluesky community going.
Let’s talk about the bean and how we hate nascar
Get up gamers, it’s wealth disparity wednesday, steal something from your boss’s office today
28.06.2023 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This won’t be considered a real social media app until there are porn posts and shit posts right next to each other every time you scroll your feed
28.06.2023 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep forgetting that the app exists hey guys what’s going on
27.06.2023 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0OPE
15.06.2023 15:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*Russian mobster puts gun to my head as I’m tied to a chair in an abandoned factory, sweat dripping down my body with fear, a tray of rusty pliers and torture equipment lays on a table before me, he rips the duct tape off of my mouth*
Me: wow I should NOT have given that mouse a cookie
