exactly like other girls

definitely in our century of humiliation

a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

Trump orders US carrier strike group to Caribbean The move is a major escalation of warships in the region.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

POLITICO Trump orders US carrier strike group to Caribbean The move is a major escalation of warships in the region. By Paul McLeary 10/24/2025 01:05 PM EDT President Donald Trump has ordered an aircraft carrier strike group to the Caribbean, a major escalation of warships in the region as the U.S. attacks alleged drug-running boats and increases pressure on Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.

just said "oh fuck" out loud

going out without my glasses is so fun because what's happening more than 5 feet away from me? no idea thats none of my business. im chilling in the moment

in theory would post something very crass (like more than normal bc i be spouting bs on here) but I still have irl people here so now idk what to do. dont text

i bet malala got a glock in her rari

im just a girl wanting to discuss runescape with someone without them fetishizing me as a gamer girl

But inside, the document is just mush. It is not fit for purpose because it is just pretending to have done the work.

So it's a great opportunity for people to *signal* that they have done the work without actually needing to do it.

The amount of documents has exploded, but no new insights emerge.

More than a third have failed so far, four officials told me, impeding the agency’s plan to hire, train, and deploy 10,000 deportation officers by January. To pass, recruits must do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes. “It’s pathetic,” one career ICE official told me, adding that before now, a typical class of 40 recruits had only a couple of candidates fail, because the screening process was more rigorous.

Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

joe weisenthal is crashing out on twitter about adults in halloween costumes btw

dating "advice"/content online is so bad oh my god no wonder everyone is insane

bro is from the 19th century

The AWS outage exposes again that “the cloud” isn’t magic, it’s infrastructure. The issue isn’t a cyberattack, it’s architectural over-reliance on a handful of cloud giants. We centralized the internet and then made our entire lives dependent on it.

naur this AWS outage is killing me tho

met a guy this weekend who said "my politics are whatever Lina Khan is" and i think that's fun

I wish all lovely friendos a very diwali

update: I haven't even left the house and I'm already crying

what the fuck

anyway I'm gonna cry a lot today and im not really looking forward to it but alas it's what we gotta do in these times

and then I also cry bc this is what's beautiful about this stupid fucking country, that there are so many different kinds of people who care and want us to be a more perfect union

literally every time I go to a protest I angry cry at the entire situation, that we have to do all of this at all. it's so fucking stupid and unfair

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One of my favorites

Whoops — Bloomberg’s Olga Kharif and Emily Nicolle: “Stablecoin issuer Paxos said it mistakenly minted $300 trillion of PayPal Holdings Inc.’s stablecoin Wednesday before burning the tokens minutes later.”

reaching unheard levels of "money isnt real"

it was fine. he's very good looking but not much going on in that pretty noggin

look at that STANCE

got new dress pants and they dont have pockets im suing god

this guy im seeing is my age and doesn't know charlie the unicorn or salad fingers or llamas with hats or potter puppet pals and im scared

i dont miss a lot about San Diego but man do i miss good cheap tacos