Meyer, C.

Guillotines

Welcome to hell night, for all of us with automatic Swiss movement watches.

Boo

That felt like the Travis Ishikawa HR that gave the SFGiants the pennant, but also not because the Dodgers haven’t won shit yet.

Sorry Sweetheart - I have the guitar itch again.

KRAUSE

Sincerely, Fuck You, Disney (always, you cockstinks), and Fuck You, YoutTubeTV and Google (you dipfuck nerds).

Get this shit straightened out. You already have our money, you greedy fucknuts. Make Allstate, Navy Federal Credit, and State Farm pay to make your margins.

Fuck all of you sideways.

With food waste as it is on any average day in the USA in the post-war period, a casual reminder:

If a dog can be put to sleep for hurting a child, so should a PEDO-PHILE FOTUS!!!

Just what the "VET" ordered for KKKrumpf!!

#dodgers

On my lunch break today, I saw them abduct a man and lie to my face about not filming because they were the police. At the corner of Kimball and Lawrence in Chicago. I asked him “what department” and he responded “Chicago” through a tiny cracked window. Would that be a crime to lie about “police?”

You can bet on it.

Let’s not have any more Jurassic, Predator, Oz, Bat or Spider-men movies, Star Wars’s or anything starring The Rock.

A pile of Maryland edition zines of How to Report Ice to Help Keep Your Neighbors Safe.

If you come to my house on Halloween, kids will get candy and adults will get a candy with a free zine illustrated by @meganpiont.bsky.social

Hey assholes… baseball is fun!

Hey ⚾️ fans,

If you’re at the game tonight, walk each other to your cars because ICE is in the parking lot.

#WorldSeries

Brian Kelly making everyone in CFB media work especially late on a Sunday just feels like one last big Fuck You from him to anyone who ever had to cover him.

The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

It’s funny when skeeter people change their handles in October for some Halloween pun when I know they are already furiously ransacking the garage for their Elf on a Shelf accessories.

Grow the fuck up.

I know this sounds like an overstatement but I would walk into traffic for Brookie. If you're in PA please adopt her. Look at that face.

Why the Seahawks are trying to get legendary home-field advantage back The Seahawks have been near flawless on the road under Mike Macdonald but still struggle to win at home.

Maybe it’s because you have fair-weather fans that actually don’t care.

Candlestick would never.

Even trash-assed garbage sub-soaked shit hole Levi’s would never.

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Let’s just get the fuck over the Grateful Dead music heading into commercial breaks, #foxsports. That’s great that your tone-deaf deadhead producer is still alive to listen to fucking Shakedown Street as we ease into a Coors Light commercial. I’m so fired up.

Make sports metal.

And coffee

Loser Padres fans.

I’m on strike tomorrow. You?

Pro sports players I don’t like:

Tua
Ohtani

How dare they, what with the opposing something “at first.”

Dabo touts 'credibility' after Clemson's latest loss Clemson coach Dabo Swinney said there is "no quit" in his team and touted his "credibility" after 18 years at the school as the Tigers fell to 3-4.

Fire this asshole. Not because he’s a shitty coach, but because of everything else he is.

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