@jackbabalon.bsky.social
Milk shake thick. Whiskey strong.
I may be retired from recreational skiing but I assure you this is why you do your bumps off the toilet tank instead of off the toilet seat!
18.02.2026 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Be like Bobby...
15.01.2026 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Strummer and Jones prepped us for this political moment decades ago. But still, a quick review might be in order:
08.01.2026 20:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When you win the FIFA World Peace Prize AND get an A+ on your MRI.
07.12.2025 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ready for the Weekend
21.11.2025 20:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I feel a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of women weren't being silenced by a smug dude-bro thinking he was on a mission from Jesus to make un-fuckable men feel justified about their shitty life choices.
10.09.2025 20:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This scene is happening in the wrong DC
15.08.2025 23:17 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
It's Mourning in America Again
11.08.2025 13:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Welcome to the Work Week
11.08.2025 13:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
03.06.2025 14:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How I inadvertently celebrated Pride in 1983
#hemanislove
11.04.2025 22:02 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
About the Author
25.03.2025 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Welcome to the Work Week
24.03.2025 16:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Sunday Sermon
23.03.2025 14:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Casual Friday
21.03.2025 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is Minnesota State Republican Representative Justin Eichorn, who prior to his arrest for soliciting a minor, introduced a bill (SF 2589) labeling opposition to the current POTUS as a bonafide mental illness. Again - your child is safer with a member of the trans community than a GOP politician
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Meanwhile Senate Dems take a 'victory' lap with the opposition after not shutting down the Galactic Council. Don't worry. Once Emperor Palpatine dips under a 40% approval rating they're really going to start the resistance.
20.03.2025 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
25.11.2024 23:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Welcome to the Work Week
25.11.2024 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oakhurst Cemetery
24.11.2024 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
23.11.2024 23:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The song was 'Breathless' by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds. I danced unrehearsed down the aisle- filled with dash and swagger. A journey that had begun on a single knee in nocturnal Central Park was reaching its conclusion 16 months later on a glorious November dusk. We made it!
23.11.2024 18:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's Five O'clock somewhere
22.11.2024 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
22.11.2024 19:42 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
So CVSs have just become a more expensive Dollar General - only their lone employee has to unlock the deodorant from a glass cage, dole out prescription refills for an increasingly hostile mob, and still find time to stock two aisles worth of Christmas decorations by the end of late September.
22.11.2024 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Casual Friday
22.11.2024 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Spoiler Alert: If you're going to see Wicked in the theaters this weekend please note that the best song from the musical won't be used until Part 2 comes out in 2025.
youtu.be/SsWsmH2d_Qg?...
22.11.2024 04:05 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Only disappointed because we were THIS close to having Gaetz-Gate
21.11.2024 19:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
