kiwi

researchers have discovered that the most fuckable hole belongs to a 25 year old otherkin transfem in Shoreline, WA who, and I quote, "identifies as a bitcrushed polyrhythmic drum sequence"

絵もね　置いておくからね(´･∀･｀)

dolls to watch out for

y'see when I'm taking a dookie I hafta have the bathroom door shut, because obuiously you are so vulnerable in that situation, no? But on the other hand get this — I LOVE to leave the door open when I'm pissing — I feel powerful, and I want people to hear so I can establish my dominance - does that make sense ???

i'll FIGHT for a WORLD that i'll always REMEMBER

Can't wait to buy it from g2a 6 months after launch on a deep discount without giving any money to him at all

leon kennedy and ashley graham engaged in a bit of quick, but passionate sex. ashley (a curvy, young woman with short-cut blonde hair) is being pressed into an ornate table, the cloth folding beneath her, her panties dangling off the toe of her boot. leon (a tall, bulkier man with ashen blonde hair) is above her, holding her tight and whispering against her lips as he holds her jaw. "stay with me. right here. "atta girl. so good." "i got you."

a bit of downtime..

a woman with blue green hair masturbating on the beach

Bleach commission

Shes like a goddess!

The most shockingly misogynistic and/or transphobic posts I've ever seen were made and shared by people who are just kinky about it
Which is hilarious to me but I still have to double take

Fun fact: if you invite people over, they will hang out with you

(This is about me)

i am honest to god so thankful for masturbation. i am in a healthy long-term relationship with my dick. it has almost never been mean to me

"[New York state ought to] send their finest Jews and Italians to culinarily impoverished parts of America" is the realest shit I've heard all day.
And now I'm scared to ever move out of the state because what if I can't get a good canoli. What will I do then

This is actually my favorite thing now.

Is this your tapir? (I will post the reference sheet later!)

YEAAAHHHH THATS MY GUY THATS THE LITTLE GUY YEEAAAAAHHH

Pukeko study

It was Destiny 2 all along......

I never understood the impulse to say something is unequivocally bad when it's clearly just not their thing. Things can be good but not your thing. Most things are honestly. There are things that are bad! And they might be people's thing! And usually, that's not a very big deal.

r/lies: happening right now in new york and it's a shitty cgi pic of a giant horse standing among buildings

#hololive #rkggk
Group Howling

got my ops like melee, no items flat on the ground

can i hug your clitoris

And that's why they're so short! Enough length to get your generator to an outlet, but not enough to connect two outlets (hopefully)

I AM THINKING ABOUT GIGI MURIN...........,,,,,,,,,

Watched a mini doc that featured some beautiful Edith Head dresses from Hitchcock films and thought Lady would look perfect in them 🌺

Looks like that account is here now @bestofnextdoor.bsky.social

hell divers but make it gay

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