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Johan Ludvig Brattås

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Just this guy, you know? (He/Him) Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP

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Eamon the deerhound looking out over the mountains

Eamon the deerhound looking out over the mountains

Eamon the deerhound demanding treats

Eamon the deerhound demanding treats

Have two more then

06.08.2025 14:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A dog is looking at the camera while a boy is looking out over the mountains with his back to the camera. In the background you can also see a signpost

A dog is looking at the camera while a boy is looking out over the mountains with his back to the camera. In the background you can also see a signpost

A well worn path in the mountains

A well worn path in the mountains

White haired and bearded man sitting by his Trangia cooker

White haired and bearded man sitting by his Trangia cooker

A dog staring into the camera, begging for food

A dog staring into the camera, begging for food

Nice, if windy hike today. Forecast said gusts of wind up to 18 m/s but we had consistently strong enough winds that we had to lean into the wind to walk. So 22 m/s or so?

06.08.2025 14:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Blokkerte en idiot som tydeligvis mente utsulting av palestinere var fake og ellers lyste av islamofobi

06.08.2025 08:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could be a franchise?

05.08.2025 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you sure it isn’t just hidden because you don’t use the correct screen resolution?

05.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I cook as well, and bake. And I pick mushrooms, berries and such and make juices, conserves and more.

04.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, but this project has only been tested on some obscure kubernetes distro.

04.08.2025 13:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Put - SQLServerFast Introduction The Put operator is used to insert data in external (Polybase) tables. This operator was introduced in SQL Server 2016. At that time, the only writeable Polybase target was Hadoop. That c...

I wrote a new page for the #SQLServer Execution Plan Reference. Two in fact. Both for the little known Put operator.
sqlserverfast.com/epr/put/

And, as always, a bunch of other updates too.
sqlserverfast.com/epr/change-l...

04.08.2025 13:09 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Rullende organdonorer

04.08.2025 13:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Og for de som er på Østlandet - i Hølen feirer vi Hellig Tre Kongers aften (men sjelden akkurat på dagen) med skuespill skrevet av Tor Åge Bringsvær - og det holdes alltid på torget, ikke langt unna hjemmet hans. 2026-versjonen blir nok ekstra spesiell, så ta turen!

04.08.2025 13:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blindpassasjeren

04.08.2025 12:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Forfatter Tor Åge Bringsværd er død Forfatteren bak bøker som Karsten og Petra, Tor Åge Bringsværd, er død, skriver VG.

RIP Tor Åge Bringsvær.
Hølen hadde ikke vært det samme uten deg. (Mye annet også, men oss sambygdinger hadde et litt nærmere forhold til deg)

www.nrk.no/kultur/tor-a...

04.08.2025 12:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bøgda Hagle, Staysman · Bassen i bagasjen · Song · 2022

open.spotify.com/track/2eIJpF...

04.08.2025 12:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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spongebob squarepants is standing next to patrick star on a wooden floor and saying phew . Alt: spongebob squarepants is standing next to patrick star on a wooden floor and saying phew .
04.08.2025 08:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SQL Saturday Houston 2025 (#1120)

please help spread the word for SQL Saturday Houston.
sqlsaturday.com/2025-11-08-s...

03.08.2025 20:39 — 👍 14    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

Hi, I’m Andrew. Technically OK but utterly useless otherwise.

That is a good line 😁

03.08.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is a rather nice opening line when you meet someone.

But not that nice a description from others. They’re wrong as well of course

03.08.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aldri så bra at det ikke er galt med noe.

03.08.2025 13:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jeg blir heller aldri brun på beina.
Ikke at det er mye til trøst

02.08.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do like Black Honey, they have some really good albums out already.
Witch Fever are more uneven. I do like their last album, though this latest seems to be leaning more towards sonic noise.

02.08.2025 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Helt klart.

02.08.2025 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listening to the new releases of Witch Fever and Black Honey

02.08.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tydelig en forskjell fra Moskva, der faller man fra balkonger og vinduer uten å reise seg igjen.

02.08.2025 14:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Noe som innarbeides med gjentagelse 52 ganger i året sitter sterkere enn noe som kun gjentas 1 gang i året - selv om jula står sterkt.

Men dette viser hvor bortkastet det er med tullefag på universitetet har jeg hørt.

02.08.2025 10:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Punkt 1 - jeg leste også den boken av Weber. Jeg har sansen for den teorien.

Grøt blir også servert lørdager på andre institusjoner og internatskoler vet jeg. Det må virkelig være dypkultur.

02.08.2025 10:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll buy a flame thrower.

01.08.2025 22:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gratulerer med dagen!

01.08.2025 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, that sucks.

I have about 2,5 hours from home to my cabin. And the closest cloudberry bog is literally just outside.

01.08.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lykke til!

01.08.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nei, de bruker jeg bare hvis jeg fisker fra en plass.

01.08.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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