Vee

not enough tzatziki can be cucumbersome

Stop following me on here, can’t you see how unlikeable i am?

have some self respect ffs

If I could send you one, I would!

A single cupcake on a white side plate. It is an apple pie inspired cake and comprises a syrup sponge cake with an apple sauce filling, topped with a big splodge of cinnamon buttercream, and decorated with cinnamon pie crumbs (baked nuggets of cinnamon pastry) and a thin slice of apple baked to a crisp. It is delightful.

#VeeMakes

Turned out alright in the end, didn't it?

This image shows a section of a street with bright yellow crosswalk stripes painted on the asphalt. Leading across and onto the crosswalk, there is a trail of small animal paw prints—most likely left by a cat or a small dog. The paw prints are painted yellow, matching the color of the crosswalk stripes, and appear to walk diagonally across the street and over the crosswalk, as if an animal walked across while the paint was still wet, leaving a whimsical and accidental trail.

Become ungovernable

#BecomeUngovernable

The more colorful your diet is the healthier you will be Nailed it Image of colorful jelly beans

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Chicken wire and wood protective cage around home grown plants with sign reading "this is the awning of the cage of asparagus"

🤣🤣🤣
I can't stop laughing at this.
#menobrain

OK, yes, that's less impressive.

Looking mighty good dude!

Important question: Did you win at crazy golf?

It was soooo good

Donate to Help! Everything is terrible and we are drowning, organized by Holly Brockwell Hello! I'm Holly-the-Perpetually-Exhausted, owner of Holly's Merry Mo… Holly Brockwell needs your support for Help! Everything is terrible and we are drowning

Apparently you can't just record yourself screaming as a description, so I have relunctantly written some actual words about the problems we're facing as a rescue

Not to be all Old Woman Shouts At Cloud, but I just don't get Subway. There's way too many choices, and it smells weird

Hark at you, you big show off

"Oooh, look at me, I've got SO MANY friends"

A single cupcake on a white side plate. It is an apple pie inspired cake and comprises a syrup sponge cake with an apple sauce filling, topped with a big splodge of cinnamon buttercream, and decorated with cinnamon pie crumbs (baked nuggets of cinnamon pastry) and a thin slice of apple baked to a crisp. It is delightful.

#VeeMakes

Turned out alright in the end, didn't it?

I'm glad you like it x

We've reached the "is it supposed to look like that?" stage of trying a new recipe which is always fun

I broke my pinky toe a few years ago, I remember the pain all too well. I couldn't wear proper shoes for weeks because of the bruising/swelling

No, Whokkake is when you're indulging in timey-wimey role play

I didn't mind Clara for a start, but she overstayed her welcome by about two seasons, and by the time she left, I was sick to the back teeth of her.

Fucking OWWWWW!

Is it still called a spittoon if I'm using it to catch cherry stones?

Did it work?

She is a malignant, utterly reprehensible piece of shit. She's richer than fucking sin and this casual, careless cruelty is how she chooses to spend her time? What a waste of skin

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

Omg, they look so soft and snuggly!

Were you trying to summon a demon

It Happened To Me: I thought "Oh well I can do that in the morning", and then morning came

A heavily double-bosomed devil lady. I am not proud of this mis-sight

See, this is why alt text is important because I did not see kids 😳