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I had a basic bundt tin from lakeland, and once I realised I needed to grease and flour it, I didn't have any issues with sticking. I did have a few disasters before that realisation, though!

I've never made one that stayed this intact* before, I've impressed myself!

*disclaimer in alt text

Screen shot of a typo in a post reading: Patient has an insulin pimp. Some has shared this, saying: Pretty sure that's the opposite of a sugar daddy. I have no idea who came up with this, but how could you not share.

A vanilla Swiss roll on an oval platter. It is surprisingly neat and remarkably intact (ok, the bottom sustained minor damage during transfer to the plate, but if you can't see it, it doesn't count). The filling comprises a very skimpy layer of jam and a hefty layer of chantilly cream.

#VeeMakes

Got my roll on

The Jane's Patisserie books are my go-tos. I also love Bundt by Melanie Johnson, but that's a fairly specific genre of baking!

nice chumba you got there. be a shame if someone wumba’d it

A vanilla Swiss roll on an oval platter. It is surprisingly neat and remarkably intact (ok, the bottom sustained minor damage during transfer to the plate, but if you can't see it, it doesn't count). The filling comprises a very skimpy layer of jam and a hefty layer of chantilly cream.

#VeeMakes

Got my roll on

It pales in comparison to all of your stories, but I feel like I've found a group of friends who seem (however inexplicably) to like me for who I am. And who indulge my daft foodie whims.

Oh bugger. I hope it fucks off soon x

The top five worst ways to be found:

5. Out
4. Guilty
3. Wanting
2. Dead
1. By your email

I don't think my name suits me in the slightest

Went to see The Smashing Machine tonight; still can’t stop myself mentally adding “Gromit” to the end of the title

On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener

Please know that if I've ever bookmarked your post it was entirely by accident, that's just where my scrolling thumb goes

I'd love to go without, but mine are way too hefty to be left to their own devices!

More that the wires are sitting differently, the straps aren't adjusted quite right, and the fabric is still quite stiff and unforgiving. It's been so long since I bought new ones that I'd forgotten about the wearing in process!

I wore a new bra today, and most of my upper torso is angry about it

Oh babe, I just saw your earlier post 😳 you've had a hell of a day! Glad you're not hurt x

Good grief woman, how did you manage that??
Are you ok?

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

They're all so pretty!

It's so pretty 😍

I’ll do better tomorrow I say for the 7,508th day in a row

I get my exercise by walking into a room, forgetting why I'm there, leaving the room, remembering what I needed, going back in, getting or doing some other thing, leaving and going back again to get the thing I needed in the first place.

Do this all day long and it burns at least 100 calories

Now, I'm not naming names, but you know who you are

Sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, you know?

I often get kk, or 👍, both of which wind me up far more than is rational!