Kate Lucas

FWIW I'd totally let THAT frog turn me gay. #Portland

a man with his eyes closed says we 've had one yes but what about second breakfast ? ALT: a man with his eyes closed says we 've had one yes but what about second breakfast ?

Fall garden and second breakfast have the same energy. I am here for that energy.

I am of a certain age, and by that I mean that a certain lifelong cartoon-induced trauma prevents me from ever asking anyone for help finding....the grooming device I use to brush my hair.

Well, our mail carrier just heard me tell the cucumbers to unhand the okra so if you were going to mail me something questionably legal maybe don't for a few weeks?

I want to start a band that makes music specifically for nature documentary soundtracks.

Could someone please find ten year old me and tell her that I'm currently working at a drag show and watching Dirty Dancing at the same time?

Heads up: From here on out I am referring to it as "The Gulf near Cuba"

I cannot fathom the cognitive dissonance involved in watching video of a PILE of police officers fall on top of a woman with a cane and then blaming and arresting her. I also don't understand why that many officers were required for a call that one woman was trespassing. Do better, MPD.

Just got what I described as "a cool, old ass penny" in my change. Upon further inspection, it was minted the year I was born. 🤦

I have the kind of ADHD that orders red wine and then decides they want nachos too.

The most ominous spam message I have ever received:

One of the guys who is playing tonight bought a Trash Cat calendar and now he's on the couch showing her pictures of herself. Sometimes my life is wholesome.

I want to do an underwear show, where the cover at the door is packages of new underwear to be donated to shelters and also all of the performers are in their underwear too.

Quote from a conversation with my husband:
"There are many ways to be queer, and not all of them have to involve fucking glitter."

@thacharybinx.bsky.social Although my work is never done, the teenagers are gone and Trash Cat is safe. (Weird, but safe.) I can rest easy. For now.

This isnt smart. Please be smart.

Not yet. Gotta keep Trash Cat safe.

Dive bar adventures: I found a shrink-wrapped cookie with no label in the podium at work. Is it an edible? Will I eat it? Stay tuned to find out!

Went to the National Civil Rights Museum today. I didn't get to take a lot of photos but here are a few of the little things I found interesting.

Naked Twister is great and all but I think we should branch out. I'm going to try Naked Trivial Pursuit.

I was very proud of myself for learning how to write "cat" but now my husband has me terrified that I have actually written several different words. I also added an actual cat for emphasis.

Heard an ad on XM Radio earlier today about a benefit concert for SoCal called Fire Aid. One of the featured acts is Earth, Wind and Fire. That's cool and all but...is anyone bringing water?

I just spent an hour on the phone trying to make an appointment to renew a prescription that keeps my uterus from killing me and I wish it hadn't happened the day after yesterday because I can't help but to have feelings about it.

I have avoided most news media today as a form of self care. Just a reminder that if you did the same, that's totally okay.

Happy birthday to @memphismickey.bsky.social

I'm working (as a history tour guide) tomorrow during the inauguration. I'm taking comfort in the fact that I'll be spending the day with people who booked a history tour during the inauguration.

Hi everyone! Apparently I am in the part of my mid-life crisis where I try new social media apps.