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Jack Hughes!

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Make the puzzle an escape room and I'm sold.

Yeah I was surprised he's in NJ in April then even moreso when I realized it was even the first show of the tour

Bruce Springsteen starting in Minneapolis and ending in Washington DC is some very specific and intentional tour routing and you love to see it.

The French have begun referring to you as Le Jerk Notèd

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

The hat is from 12 years ago of course

Thank the universe for the Olympics because I could NOT go straight from watching the Seahawks to the 2025-26 Devils. That buffer is absolutely necessary.

Yknow there won't be a Super Bowl C is all these AI companies continue to exist beyond the next few years.

Super Bowl MVP Jason Myers.

Screaming Trees bumper music makes me happy

I apparently have a type and that type is stifling defense with limited, opportunistic offense.

Seahawks playing like prime 90s Devils. Love it, even if so few others do

If you liked the movie you'll love the book.
And cool! I can make plenty of recommendations, especially among nonfiction

It's really good! Did you read The Martian? Same author

Oh shit I totally forgot Project Hail Mary was getting a film adaptation

Bon Jovi introducing the Patriots - this should finally convert the handful of holdovers in NJ that don't think Bruce is better.

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

How the hell does Dainus Zubrus look younger in 2026 than he did in 2014?

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

Ah, interesting. Based on the Wild playing at home Saturday I figured the NHL couldn't postpone games due to ice in the community...

I can watch the Super Bowl and not just to support the musicians! #Seahawks

If we're really gonna get a ton of snow Sunday, it better be enough to cancel work Monday. Don't give me Sunday snow with just an annoying commute Monday to show for it.

Only one of my sports teams is ever allowed to be good at a time and that is not more clear than how differently the Devils and Seahawks games are going tonight.

Bo Bichette to the Mets is wild to me. The son of my first ever favorite baseball player now plays on my favorite team. Age, time, inevitable march, etc etc.

Love yourself as much as Mo Carra from Kneecap loves saying his name in songs.

(In fairness, if I was a musician named Mo Carra I probably would do the same, that name is lyrical as fuck)

Absolutely begging @njtransit-rvl.bsky.social to be on time occasionally.

The @eve6 guy on bass?