Positive operating cash-flow over a three to five year cycle; you’ll never sing that 🎶

I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know

Incredible range

Split infinitives

FFS I can’t believe we lost to that lot again!

Aaah but they stopped trying Scott so it wouldn’t count anyway

maths innit

🤣

You think he thinks?

tiny glove

Up there with JP17: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? imo

“Sicko Fan”

Less than a month in and the 2026 “Word of the Year” has been decided

Sticking to that Ernst Röhm trajectory

I get it - after a tough week at work who doesn’t want to treat themselves to a wall.

But can he speak Rhinoceros?

I’m confused - do they realise this is his second term?

Honestly it would make more sense

Whenever I am in someone else’s house I turn off Motion Smoothing when they leave the room. You’re welcome.

Now do the SA Brown Shirts…

Nice comparison of Ethan and Foden.

Q. Has Foden done enough this season to secure the Young Player award?

Relax: Next time there is a top secret military mission these will all be released to Jeff Goldblum…

magnets innit

I think the daylight thing is fine, and should see more goals, but if they introduce automated offside properly it won’t speed up the game.

That’s got to be worth at least 5% off his tariffs right?

If only such a thing were possible

I think an alliance with Greenland is a great idea - but even better would be an alliance that encompasses the whole region.

I stand with *<INSERT_CAUSE>*!