Pidster 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

People will hate you for the reasons others love you 💖

That do look yummy 😋

Just because life is treating you poorly doesn’t mean should treat yourself poorly. When all else fails, don’t forget the importance of self care

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Next you’re gonna tell us you’re thinking about starting a podcast

Meh, It’s a hobby

I’m feeling super bottomy, enjoy it while it lasts!

Hegel never prepared us for this!

It’s going good! About to hit the gym! 💪🏽
What are you up to?

Hi krystal swords I’m Pidster!!!! 🦄

H-how did you run out of ass?

Let’s make it happen!

According to Sean Strickland hiking is a feminine activity

So any of you ladies wanna go hiking?

I gotta stop with all the brainrot. I think it’s rotting my brain

I’d rather be illegally bound

🙌🏽

Proud of you 💖

Brooklyn is crazy why did a 12 year old just ask me to buy her weed???? And then call me a bitch when I said no??????

Wait we’re supposed to be ironing those?

Probably better tbh

Okay fine, I’ll download tidal

Nopony burns the candle at both ends like Krystal Swords!

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accusing my boss of concern trolling when they ask about my project deadlines

No doll should ever have to work 😢

I forgive you 🫂

Lies! There’s no such thing as medium value enbies because they’re all precious 💖

You summoned me?

How is gangbusters not a porn category btw?

Those girls who sit on cake for a living are about to be doing gangbusters