The Nostalgia Critic (parody)

“Fourth wall break, try not to think about it too much.”

“Ah, fair enough Scoob. Well glad to know she’s alright and get a reminder on her name because it’s been I don’t even know how long since I’ve been on this platform.”

“First off, Scooby Doo!?. Secondly, nice Sponge out of water reference. Lastly, good to know.”

“Now where’s that one person I’ve always been friends with, what was her name again?”

“Also, THE TWITTER REACHED 1K!!!!!!”

“Well my writer did say that this is a backup for if twitter goes up in flames and well, it’s down, so here I am. Also you’re free to interact with this if you want.”

[THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC JOINS PARODY BLUESKY]

//so I’ve got a poll going on my twitter for something to sing today and post, you all will get an unlisted YouTube video for it since I’ll be singing the full version of whatever song wins and the video length limit on here is only a minute

🐻: “I will see what I can do.”

🟥: “okay, glad I got that cleared up. Back to retirement I go. You’re good Kratos.”
*Kratos uncovers his ears*
🟥: “see you when the twitter account reaches 900 followers.”
*critic leaves*
🐻: “where were we…”

🟥: “Kratos, would you mind covering your ears?”
🐻: “fine.”
*he does*
🟥: “would he technically count as one since he is computer animated albeit with the use of motion capture?”

🐻: “whoever they are, do not trust a word they say until you get more information.”
🟥: “hey Doug Walker here, coming out of retirement real quick to say hi and ask a quick question.”

//yeah I flipped from him on Twitter so I decided I might as well flip from him on here

//long time no see!
🐻: “who are you running from, I may be able to hold them off.”

[INTERACTION BAIT AND TW FOR UNDEAD BLOOD]
*Kratos is fighting Einherjar, help him out?”

//twitter’s not working rn for me so I’ll be here for a bit. I’ll post a bait with a content warning just as a heads up

🐻=Kratos
🗣️=Mimir
🦅=Freya
🐺=Atreus
📯=Týr

[PINNED]
//welcome to the realms! Spoilers for the entire God of War franchise

//since this is a multimuse, there’s a list of muses in the replies

//video’s flagged because spoilers, there’s no spoiler label

//gonna flip to what my twitter is, hold please. Also yeah I’m back never came here after I returned

The poster for the 2024 musical film Wicked picturing Ariana Grande as Galinda/Glinda whispering into Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba/The Wicked Witch’s ear, mimicking the poster for the 2003 broadway musical Wicked

Wicked (2024)

//just relaying this from my twitter real quick, I’m going on break, bye!

“COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!”

“Yeah go nuts. Have fun!”

“Fair enough, go ahead and kill him.”
(IN PAYDAY SO THE FBI DOESN’T GET ON ME, THE WRITER)

“The FBI’s already on my ass I don’t want them to be even more on my ass.”

“Nah, writer just flipped it because of the ai stuff. I don’t think real me would be fine with his face being used to train Elon’s shitty ai.”

“Yeah. Well I’m no longer in control of the twitter account.”

“Real shadow, real.”

“If you truly want to start a new life, I’d say turn yourself in. I’m not an expert on morality though so take that with a grain of salt.”

“Eh fuck it, might as well see if they did it justice.”