* 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝙁𝙐𝙂𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙑𝙀 ~ .

💚 & ↺ ?

👽 ; Isn't it ironic how society always preaches artificial "positivity", but expects authenticity?

I tried to be sincere with my now-ex-partner and look where it got me. My patience is running thin.

Why are folks so hard to please nowadays? All they do is take, without giving anything in return.

❝It aired on Netflix at some point, but then those corporate assholes decided to shut it down for good.❞

❝𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, I guess it's overused. But the Reboot doesn't suffer from that problem!❞

❝Look on the bright side! 𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 he ain't as bad as that '𝙐𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙚 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙥𝙖' guy.❞

A little blue ball of chaos that is still escaping from the United Galactic Federation, going through different universes to either cause mischief or gain friends.

╴ #DisneyRP / #StitchRP / #LiloAndStitchRP
╴ #MVRP / #KHRP / #KingdomHeartsRP / #CARTOONRP

💙 & ↺ ?

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I’ve finally made my way over here from Twitter. Anyways…
• Independent portrayal of the third doctor
•replies may be sporadic depending on admin’s schedule
• ships with chem
• friendly admin
• no minors please (admin is 31!)

👽 ; I'd pay to see him sing.

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"Where the devil have i ended up now..."

Stewie has arrived at Bsky.

"Guess who's back, BITCH?!"

Name: Frederick Charles Krueger

Age: 83 (Immortal)

Alias: Freddy Krueger, The Springwood Slasher, King of
Nightmares, Uncle Freddy etc.

Short bio: You fuckin know who I am!

Alignment: Evilest motherfucker of all time

RT OR DIE!

There was 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧' 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 than a good, old-fashioned stimulant!

❝Never tried 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. But hey, if you're feelin' 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 generous, I'm 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚!❞

Does he have any 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤-𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 who are willin' to join in on the fun?

𝙄𝙛 𝙨𝙤, he oughta ring 'em up 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐏! The alien wouldn't mind 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 company.

❝Chuck 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 is here? An' nobody 𝙏𝙊𝙇𝘿 me??❞

Shrugs nonchalantly.

❝𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, it's obvious. Only a certified 𝙗𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 wouldn't be able to figure 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 out!❞

The short extraterrestrial immediately paused, realizing his 𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙇𝙔 poor choice of words.

❝𝐔𝐇. . .My bad! Skeletons don't consider that word an offensive or forbidden 𝙨𝙡𝙪𝙧, right?❞

❝𝐇𝐮𝐡. . .Never pegged you as the type to father a kid, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙨, I guess?❞

Satan was more lenient towards lesser beings than he initially thought.

❝You're. . .𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 your demonic brethren of my existence, 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?❞

Paul was completely at his mercy, but he wouldn't resort to 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❝𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡'𝐬 already here? Why does he have a Jamaican 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩??❞

Paul would chuckle in slight amusement.

❝𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭; I was the one who secretly invented this term!❞

Along with a couple of 𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 slang words.

❝Can you give me a 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞, please? I just soiled my 𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 a little bit. . .❞

Paul went inside his RV and quickly changed into a pair of new, clean ones.

❝. . .𝐌𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫! So, 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨, what brings you to the mortal realm?❞

He never expected to see 𝐇𝐈𝐌, but there's a first time for everything!

❝𝐈. . .Don't think that's somethin' to brag about! You're just gonna get yourself in trouble.❞

❝Do you think he'll spare my life if I offer him a doobie??❞

❝. . .Sooo, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 what Satan looks like? Dunno if I should be 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 or 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝. . .❞

𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘐, 𝘚𝘪𝘳 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘴! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥- 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘵!⁣⁣

𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘚𝘍𝘞, 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘮𝘴!⁣
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𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯! 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮..
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⁣|| #SFWrp || #NSFWrp || #MVRP || #MultiverseRP || #HazbinHotelRP || #HHRP ||

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"WHA-?"

AO ONI AND FRIENDS JOIN BLUESKY!

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𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎, 𝒶 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹. 🍬

❝𝐌𝐚𝐧, you're uptight! Have you ever tried chillin' out for at least 𝙤𝙣𝙚 second?❞