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House of Quark.

15.11.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck those Greek City States.

15.11.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Molly couldn't you just pretend a bit.

14.11.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May the ghost who tripped him m be rewarded.

13.11.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if they haven't yet...

07.11.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A worthy cause.

07.11.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now for Chuck Schumer and Hakeem.

06.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy did I think of the other Madonna initially...

06.11.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but just remember Dick Cheney is still dead. I volunteer to kick him every few minutes to he sure.

04.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you saying that two cats isn't worth more than twenty humans in a newsroom?

04.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news at last.

04.11.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joining Charlie Kirk in a special ring of hell below Judas.

04.11.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a Dyson Sphere...

03.11.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha after the first sentence I thought this was going the but then I found christ route.

01.11.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Set your router to automatically reboot at something like 3AM in thr morning.

31.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dissappearing texts is illegal under federal recordkeeping laws. You can thank Nixon for that.

30.10.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If she said stinky it would have been better.

30.10.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of Afrikaans people only use English in self defence.

29.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So 'n kommin naam. En ek is seker hybis unhappy oor die gedeelde naam.

29.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fokken soutpiel. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

29.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

leaving their privates dangling in the ocean. Oh yes the English also created the first concentration camps in the world for Afrikaner women.

29.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is in Afrikaans. Afrikaners ironically were the only white people to be colonised by the English. So the one insult is rooinek meaning red neck but cause the English are always burnt red in Africa. The other is soutpiel meaning salty dick caus they have one foot in South Africa, one in England 1/

29.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We have a venacular around here, actually two fir his ethnicity. One less rude and one rude.

29.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you.

29.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bartlett for America πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

29.10.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The average playtime in Test Cricket is Six and a half hours. And that is just day one of five. Which is why lunch and tea is built in. Even the shortened one day matches will run 6.5 to 7 hours. And 540 - 600 balls (pitches) is bowled in that time.

28.10.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hannah Arendt the banality of evil applies

22.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Privately funded my arse...

21.10.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure. But sometimes saying simething makes me feel better.

20.10.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look everyone a moron.

19.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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