Ben

In celebration of tonight’s moon, post a pic of you moonin us

You can just say Tom Harwood‘s name

Did @talltbh.bsky.social take over your account?

Love clairvoyant boys 🥵🥵🥵

Staring a new protest movement: seasonal depression havers against spooky season

Wait until you learn my brother’s name

I personally don’t like mushy peas, but I’m certainly in the minority on this one

Need a cuckoo one of these for my prep

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he’s wearing a cup

You might be onto something. When did they film this upcoming season? Were labubus a thing then?

Ok, getting on a plane

Oh yeah, I guess they do

Ru would never pay for the rights to use Labubu‘s name

Ok, but why not my bed?

I’ll allow it

Viscously clocked by my niece, who explained Facebook is for boomers the same way Instagram is for millennials

In favour

I know, I know. But still reasonable of his to assume they’d go for heart next

Prometheus:

I’ve been saying this for years!

Paul Hollywood sensually fingering the only good-looking pizza in the challenge: It's all wrong. The crust -- it should be floppy, almost the consistency of a steak gristle. And the sauce... it appears you included spices? What is this... ore-uh-gayno? Bloody hell

Well, of course

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Yeah, this is a rare occasion where dead-naming is encouraged

The pies, twink. Mustn’t forget the pies.

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I love seeing skeets from Tenth Century England

GBBO episode that teaches Americans about the fuck-ass way British people make pizza

They weren't lying!

Can we get a chain to connect our piercing?