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@captainroots.bsky.social

Funny Captain Guy. 27. He/They Funny Sewer Gremlin and Professional Failwife who makes bad videos.

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pandora๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’—hoffman
#oc #devilscandycomic

16.11.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 289    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ฒ & ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐ŸŒป

10.11.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 620    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๅš้บ—้œŠๅคข

11.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.11.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A long warning about emailing the writer with "flames"

A long warning about emailing the writer with "flames"

"Special Spanks go to Satan"

"Special Spanks go to Satan"

"To Saddam: You're in trouble, dude."

"To Saddam: You're in trouble, dude."

A dedication to the author's EMS school instructor

A dedication to the author's EMS school instructor

This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on

10.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 721    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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insane thing to put as like #3 in my recommended

10.11.2025 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐ŸŽง Chrono Trigger - Peaceful Days ๐ŸŽน

A solo piano performance of a classic track from one of my favorite video games. Full video on my channel linked in the post below.

#musicsky #musiciansky #SNES #retrogaming

09.11.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nvm this update is evil and scary and I hate it
(thank you for all of your hard work!)

05.11.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

evil and overly distracting horse

05.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐š”๐šŠ๐šฃ๐šž & ๐š—๐šŽ๐š–๐š˜ :3
#devilscandycomic #oc

03.11.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 534    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚ชใ‚ชใƒ‹ใƒฅใƒผใƒฉใฎๅนป่ฆš

02.11.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2954    ๐Ÿ” 1015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Thank you Landfall for making an update especially for me

30.10.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just watched the chainsaw man movie

29.10.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใฒใ‚‹ใ“๏ฝป๏พ
#hndr_FA #ใƒใƒณใƒ‰ใƒฉ็พŽ่ก“้ƒจ

29.10.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 384    ๐Ÿ” 232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brooklyn, 1980. A kind young man from Japan offers Mario to adapt his life's story into video games. The old man's only request is that his wife gets to be a Princess, as she should be.

28.07.2024 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5720    ๐Ÿ” 2046    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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he was so real for this

28.10.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 450    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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god i need her so bad ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ
#pokรฉmonlegendsZA

26.10.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3312    ๐Ÿ” 692    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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commission for @captainroots.bsky.social

25.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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just a lil guy

25.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6301    ๐Ÿ” 1691    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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artemis // #HadesII #Hades2

24.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4098    ๐Ÿ” 1117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

also, PLEASE for the love of god GF invest in some voice actors. Having fully animated cutscenes with lip flaps and no sound is just crazy man, it's so awkward watching these cutscenes with no vocal audio ๐Ÿ˜ญ

24.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Lumiose itself is also kinda devoid of things to do, and the wild zones feel very tacked on and out of place, and while i'm aware this is addressed in game that doesn't make it justified

24.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Was skeptical about the whole game taking place in Lumiose, but they made it work.....kind of? Lumiose is just small enough to be compact, but just big enough to make travel a chore without fast travelling.

24.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- supporting cast is fine, however Canari is by far the worst character to ever grace this franchise since Hau and i wanted to strangle her so bad every time she was on screen

- sidequests are in this game but they amount to what is essentially menial busywork. nothing special here folks.

24.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some negatives:

- the main cast is genuinely so whatever, did not give a single fuck about most of them, liked Taunie and Lida at the start and only remotely gave a shit about Naveen by the end.

24.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- the finale was genuinely sick as fuck

- the music goes hard, been listening to a certain late game battle theme for days now

- Corbeau is genuinely the best character in the game by a utter, gargantuan landslide, no one even remotely comes close

24.10.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

finished pokemon legends za on wednesday, here are some thoughts

- game runs at a buttery smooth 60fps on switch 2, never thought i'd actually say that about a pokemon game

- action rpg combat is fun, hope it sticks around but doesn't replace the original gameplay

- new megas are (mostly) sick

24.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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