Beheading was the usual solution.
19.02.2026 22:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@cathmfrommelb.bsky.social
Elon sent me running from Twitter, now Zuck has hit my last nerve so decamping from Threads too. Coffee loving, news obsessed Melbourne native with kids, dogs and occasional bouts of sarcasm.
Beheading was the usual solution.
19.02.2026 22:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You are most certainly not incompatible with Australia. Some of these people should take a good hard look at the bible. Or the Westboro church.
19.02.2026 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It isnβt the best spot, weβve tried there before with no luck but youngest teenager was only interested if there was pizza and ice-cream as part of the deal.
19.02.2026 11:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Something roughly wolf shaped and coloured chasing me in an alpine region would definitely have made me ski faster.
19.02.2026 10:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same, although if I donβt take magnesium it definitely gets worse. Stick on heat patch if it is happening in the same spot helps, they last for hours.
14.02.2026 23:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weβve made it through separate flu A and Covid infections in the house from the kids without the adults coming down with either. Masks and air purifiers.
14.02.2026 11:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is always the pony.
13.02.2026 09:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Adds to cart
11.02.2026 09:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The tooth fairy sometimes plays jokes in our house and hides the money.
05.02.2026 20:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bankcard rides again!
03.02.2026 10:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wasnβt but now I definitely wonβt
31.01.2026 23:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 19pm, avoid peak hour on the way in
31.01.2026 10:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Picture of the pink hyacinth orchid, many small pink flowers on a single stem with ferns behind.
We get them in Warburton too
28.01.2026 10:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1It was much more visible through a camera. It was grey with some very faint beams to the naked eye.
20.01.2026 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1I caught it at St Kilda pier. So excited.
20.01.2026 12:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aurora Australis, a band of green light with purple above and light beams.
Aurora from St Kilda pier in Melbourne. Bucket list item ticked off.
20.01.2026 12:24 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Then thereβs the SSRIs. The warnings on the pack are there for a reason. Can confirm. When they work they are great butβ¦
19.01.2026 11:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I suspect thereβs still quite a bit of business travel driving those numbers, My workplace still seems to have people going back and forth and Iβve seen no communication on a US travel ban. Could not pay me enough to go over there and risk my neck in one of their detention centres.
18.01.2026 01:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This reptilian scourge on humanity is forgetting one of the most important lessons of history. It is one thing to take a territory. It is another to hold it against a violently opposed local population.
18.01.2026 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A shelter is a great idea. Iβve been in a burning house once and escaped with non serious burns & smoke inhalation. 0/5 stars, do not recommend. If you are rural you may get caught, thatβs reality. If a fire breaks out at the start of our ruralβs propertyβs dead end road there is no escape route.
17.01.2026 23:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a chest in my front room from the 1500s - Antiques Roadshow confirmed. Made it all the way to Australia. Bought it at auction, Iβm a history grad, knew what I was looking at. Nobody else did. Offered serious $$ while waiting in the queue at Antiques Roadshow though.
17.01.2026 05:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We ordered pizza and youngest teenager finished his and the half of mine that I had leftover (he asked first). There goes lunch leftovers.
15.01.2026 09:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This story had everything I was expecting and more. In all seriousness, this must have been terrifying for the victims and I hope justice is done.
14.01.2026 09:53 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Christened as the βspinning blades of deathβ by my teenagers. Awesome job on the blackberries. Swordgrass not so much.
12.01.2026 10:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gun laws might be a different story. Nats and One Nation almost guaranteed to kick off and ruin the Libs high-horse performative politics.
12.01.2026 10:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Red sun through the bushfire smoke haze in Melbourne tonight. 1st time my youngest has seen this and my eldest was probably too young to remember. They thought that the cool change meant it was over, we had to tell them the fire makes its own weather.
10.01.2026 11:11 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0We tried too, the in-laws sent back an emoji of their alpacas π© and stayed put.
09.01.2026 11:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We lost the deck, sheds, equipment but the house was ok. We no longer have property up there, although our new place isnβt far away as the bushfire flies. Thereβs an evacuation order for Marysville. Keep them in your thoughts. I doubt Iβll sleep much tonight. (We are safe in Melb) 2/2
09.01.2026 08:09 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In 2009 I slept through Black Saturday. Heavily pregnant, I went to bed after the change thinking it was safe. I woke to a phone that had gone mad with messages, family and friends terrified that we might have been at the family property in Buxton, next to Marysville. We were home in Melbourne. 1/2
09.01.2026 08:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0History grad here. I have sons. Iβm terrified. A sea of waving red flags is in front of us.
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