Liz O’Brien

Rocking an eyepatch today. And no, I'm not auditioning for Treasure Island or Pirates of Penzance.

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When someone asks me why I have two of the exact same dresses.

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So your dog can be a basic bitch too. 🐕

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Rollo the lap doggo

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That’s what Google says. But I wouldn’t be surprised if there was also a Big Mac and a stripper button.

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“Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete".

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The majestic house lion

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But we have the Diet Coke button in the White House again, so everything will be alright… 🙄

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When you have two favorite hats and you can't decide which one to wear.

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Find someone who looks at you the way Ernie looks at Bert.

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A few of my favorite things…

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