Andy Penman

A gameweek late, lads
#FPL

We go again…with a patched up squad still wide open to midweek rotation.
Sarr & Longstaff ➡️ Minteh & Anderson
Senesi survives to be a bench option for all of December, basically.
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Players I’m sad I won’t be able to play ahead of #FPL #GW14:

- Senesi
- Sarr
- Pope

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Players I’m sad I won’t own ahead of #FPL #GW14:

- Gakpo
- Foden
- Yeremy Pino
- Thiago
- Mount & Mbeumo
- Rice

Of course, now Pope is definitely out, do I move for Verbruggen to let me get Gakpo instead, and just roll with playing Kroupi Jr for one week as well? 🤔 #FPL

If you have none, Timber is worth it. And in Gabriel’s absence he’s a strong presence at attacking corners too, even if the stars don’t show yet (because he’s only just not landing his head on them!)

"What's a baby deer called?”
“Fawn!"
“Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"

When my wife told me Scandinavian languages don't have the letter 'R' I immediately thought: No way!

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Now you say it like that, I realise I only find differentials thrilling if they mean I collect the points. Boring it is then! 😆👏

Replacing Sarr and Longstaff in my #FPL midfield:
Boring options: Minteh & Anderson
Medium risk: Rogers & KDH
Maverick: Mount & Pino
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Free…meh?
Doku over Foden ❌
Sboz over Gakpo ❌
Schade over Dango ❌
Pickford ❌

All my own choices, so it’s not like I’m blaming anything else, but I really thought I was going for the safer options there, only to be stung across the board.

Still got a green arrow, but all a bit…🤷🏻‍♂️

#FPL

43 here pal. The full set - Doku over Foden, Sboz over Gakpo, Schade over Dango, Kayode over anyone who got DefCons, and Pickford in goal because Everton are solid and Newcastle can’t score goals away, amirite?

Dunno why you’re all getting excited. I’m on a free hit, so Palace and Man United aren’t playing 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Here with you on that one.

“Yer Brunos, yer Muñozes…”

Free Hit! #FPL

Initial conclusion: Liverpool and Arsenal are not swapping places on the form table or anywhere else any time soon.
43, a 100k green arrow, and Longstaff off the bench for Semenyo for his final appearance in my #FPL team this season. A win’s a win though…? Right?

Well, there’s the first “I could have replaced Gabriel with him” option down. Feeling better already about my eventual decision! #FPL

Gabriel to Timber 😴
But the logic is that I can observe this week and next when I free hit, and can do Calafiori to VVD if Liverpool and Arsenal look like they’re swapping places 🤷🏻‍♂️
#FPL
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Well, after the wild drama of that international break, thoughts turn to the prosaic matter of #FPL…this was how GW11 finished - the definition of “a good week to have a bad week”. Two missed penalties - at least everyone else did. Likewise for two Arsenal goals conceded…🤷🏻‍♂️

I was 13 years old when Scotland last played a game at a World Cup. Next summer, my 13 year old and his 10 year old wee brother will get to enjoy it for the first time. What a world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
#SCODEN #ICanBoogie #FIFAWorldCup

Scotland’s First Minister addresses the nation

A second choice right back has NO right hitting it that cleanly! Unbelievable! #SCODEN

Off my seat for that McGinn chance! #SCODEN

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A season-high 7…🤔