my ♡ will --

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!

Oh....my penis is big....

funny how you can meet someone randomly online and they become such an important part of your life

lets be orange with father

#pokemon #oc #lysandre

"sorry, i havent finished a project in months, i've been at war with myself"

remarkably appropriate meme

Welcome to Westworld!

this is genuinely incredible

can we talk about how "labubu" could be a canon lalafell name. there could literally be a plainsfolk lalafell woman somewhere in eorzea named labubu labu. can we talk about that

A perfect bird, the best bird ever, sitting behind a desk, wearing a tie, saying to a man holding a resume "we appreciate your interest in the position, but our team is looking for someone who does a weird little dance and says 'peent'"

The perfect new yorker comic does not exis-------

merry christmas time to repost the classic

a woman with curly hair is wearing a red tank top and gloves . ALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a red tank top and gloves .

Anyway optcg commentator gavin if u see this...

Why do i always end up falling for the most rat bastard men irl

Oh i am so normal

🪱🪱🪱Wirm is out right now!!!🪱🪱🪱
Please enjoy this new trailer voiced by my 2-year-old son, then go buy the game on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...

anyone else remember going to chuck e cheese and seeing the kids swarm the employee in the mascot suit and leaving nothing but a pile of human bones?
yeah that was weird

[to myself through gritted teeth] i can't dropkick smart-ass kids even if they are the right height to dropkick, i will be fired from my employment--

The weird part was knowing I was in a dream, and still trying to go to sleep. I had a dream in a dream. I heard my mum shouting for me in the dream. Very odd; I'm just glad I didn't text anyone irl while asleep bc I had a moment in the dream where I thought I had.

I had a dream that I was back in my hometown. I was 14 again and going to school, but with all my friends in tow, both old and new. My mum was watching anime on tv. The house was painted dark with neon accents. It was nice: nostalgia mixed with longing.

It's like my brain was trying to be kind.

i still don't think i'll ever top "Papa's Cathedraleria DELUXE" though

Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

I'm trying so fucking hard man. Just. I really am trying.

bbw lover morshu be like "come back when you're a little mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thicker"

chibi finger #gijinka #theendlessempty #krita #digitalart

"this product is for sensitive skin and helps calm redness and irritation uwu built with YOUR skin in mind!"

me when i use the product:

HEY FRIEND?

YOUS IS DOING IT RIGHT.

IF YOUS IS LOOKING AT YOU LIFE AND THINKING “WHERE ME GO WRONG?”—YOUS DIDN’T. YOUS NOT BROKEN, YOUS NOT LATE, YOUS NOT FAILING.

YOUS HAVE BEEN SURVIVING AND ADAPTING. LIFE IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TA LOOK DIS MESSY.

YOUS DOING YOU BEST AND THUNK SEE DAT.

You can do it, I believe in you.

#sonicthehedgehog

Thanks to WINE, Proton, and Valve's hardware, a significant milestone has been achieved with 90% of Windows games running on Linux, making nine out of ten Windows games accessible on a new Linux installation. boilingsteam.com/windows-game...

Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"

Say what you want about Jacinthe but you CANNOT deny that her theme ate and left NO crumbs