himejoshi girldog

woahhh holy shit bern

greatest yuri protag oat

yippee!

waow,,,,

need to figure out how to talk to people on here but it's scary
mostly people dm me and then i get incredibly startled

...god forbid a puppy be startleable (if someone surprises me at all i yelp loudly)

armpits,,,

that's why she's the goat

every time im prevented from doing things i say god forbid women do anything to the point people auto complete it for me

jokes on them im actually more puppy than woman

physically jumped out of a chair when someone talked about yuri
sapphic yearning levels dangerously high

sniffing,,,, no more choices,,,, 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

*sniff*?

got tormented today with thrown balls and squeaky toys. world is cruel for puppy.

why are people so shocked when i instinctively react doglike to things they should know better by now lmao

PLEASE

this is bait.
... and id fall for it, arf

what's the source?

...there's no other explanation for *gestures to self* this

its a ruff world out there :(

good morning indeed to puppies, hopefully it isnt a ruff one for anyone

nobody believes me when i say that my desire for a comfy enclosed space is for autism reasons and not a yearning to be put in a dog kennel, hrmph

just because spiritually im in a soggy cardboard box on the side of the road that says free pet doesn't mean anything, hrmph

me and a puppygirl oomfie i met thru mtg have both been getting into the pauper format recently

...and we both call it pawper every single time

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it's not thatttt easy i swear,,,

realizing you're into being humiliated and pathetic is the most humiliating thing of all

,,,but like yeah seriously it shouldn't be that easy it's so fucked up what just a little applied bullying can do

"peak fiction" is an expression
sorry
i have. brainrot.
but yes ive read multiple of the author's works, ignore the puppyposting im a well studied himejoshi
my wandering warrior existence is a wonderful piece of work to read after, would highly recommend

that face would never do anything evil :3

modern scares the puppy
the atrocities I see from the format... deeply evil
pauper slivers is suchhh a cool deck you should! one of my friends is putting together a version rn, crazy how many good slivers are at common

started w pioneer, couldn't find enough of a scene, went to commander,.but now getting into pauper

:) fun times, employee bonding!

sometimes it's nice to see that there is a shared hatred of something truly awful that everyone seems to just. accept. otd focused on that a lot with the death of privacy and the surveillance state and how fucked it is, and this leans into corporations instead

oh yeah I imagine the intended effect hits even harder if you've been in the real dungeons
glad you think it's well written
but yeah the game made me feel gross. a lot. but I think that's a good thing
idk. nice to see something with something to say that isn't sanitized and is very in your face