woahhh holy shit bern
07.02.2026 14:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@pleadingdog.bsky.social
arf not a person she/it/pup 22, π dms open
woahhh holy shit bern
07.02.2026 14:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0greatest yuri protag oat
05.02.2026 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yippee!
04.02.2026 06:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0waow,,,,
04.02.2026 05:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0need to figure out how to talk to people on here but it's scary
mostly people dm me and then i get incredibly startled
...god forbid a puppy be startleable (if someone surprises me at all i yelp loudly)
armpits,,,
04.02.2026 04:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that's why she's the goat
04.02.2026 04:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0every time im prevented from doing things i say god forbid women do anything to the point people auto complete it for me
jokes on them im actually more puppy than woman
physically jumped out of a chair when someone talked about yuri
sapphic yearning levels dangerously high
sniffing,,,, no more choices,,,, π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
03.02.2026 06:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*sniff*?
03.02.2026 05:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0got tormented today with thrown balls and squeaky toys. world is cruel for puppy.
why are people so shocked when i instinctively react doglike to things they should know better by now lmao
PLEASE
24.01.2026 19:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is bait.
... and id fall for it, arf
what's the source?
23.01.2026 13:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0...there's no other explanation for *gestures to self* this
23.01.2026 13:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0its a ruff world out there :(
23.01.2026 13:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good morning indeed to puppies, hopefully it isnt a ruff one for anyone
23.01.2026 13:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nobody believes me when i say that my desire for a comfy enclosed space is for autism reasons and not a yearning to be put in a dog kennel, hrmph
23.01.2026 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just because spiritually im in a soggy cardboard box on the side of the road that says free pet doesn't mean anything, hrmph
20.01.2026 15:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me and a puppygirl oomfie i met thru mtg have both been getting into the pauper format recently
...and we both call it pawper every single time
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it's not thatttt easy i swear,,,
realizing you're into being humiliated and pathetic is the most humiliating thing of all
,,,but like yeah seriously it shouldn't be that easy it's so fucked up what just a little applied bullying can do
"peak fiction" is an expression
sorry
i have. brainrot.
but yes ive read multiple of the author's works, ignore the puppyposting im a well studied himejoshi
my wandering warrior existence is a wonderful piece of work to read after, would highly recommend
that face would never do anything evil :3
09.01.2026 06:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0modern scares the puppy
the atrocities I see from the format... deeply evil
pauper slivers is suchhh a cool deck you should! one of my friends is putting together a version rn, crazy how many good slivers are at common
started w pioneer, couldn't find enough of a scene, went to commander,.but now getting into pauper
09.01.2026 06:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0:) fun times, employee bonding!
09.01.2026 06:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sometimes it's nice to see that there is a shared hatred of something truly awful that everyone seems to just. accept. otd focused on that a lot with the death of privacy and the surveillance state and how fucked it is, and this leans into corporations instead
09.01.2026 06:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh yeah I imagine the intended effect hits even harder if you've been in the real dungeons
glad you think it's well written
but yeah the game made me feel gross. a lot. but I think that's a good thing
idk. nice to see something with something to say that isn't sanitized and is very in your face