Jennifer Warren

Everything that’s going on in the country right now should put an end to a so-called shadow government. No one is doing anything to stop these fuckers. Not CIA, NSA, nobody.

When I worked at Walmart they had a fundraiser that included a dunk tank. No one knew how well I could throw a ball. After a few rounds I had employees giving me money to dunk the managers. I did not work much that day and they never had a dunk tank again.

I loved fireworks as a kid on the farm but now that I live in a town they are so annoying and should be banned. They’ve been going non stop for an hour now.

Happy Birthday! Mitchell is lighting fireworks for you tonight. Lots and lots of fireworks.

Can anyone tell me when the BBB or the cruel cuts bill goes into effect and can it be changed by a newer bill in the future?

Canada has a VERY TEMPORARY legal situation allowing anyone with provable CA ancestry to claim Canadian citizenship w/ no generational limit. It may be overruled, but it’s real now. Colin and I both have French Québécois ancestors so you bet yer ass that I’m doing a LOT of rush document requests now

Good news is by the time we go to a Twins game in late July tickets will be super cheap on Seat Geek.

What’s the deal with all these athletes driving 101 mph lately?

The Twins are driving me crazy this month.

We lock up an astounding amount of people here. So much so that they want to build a new prison to house them. I cannot wait to leave this stupid state.

F*ck this guy

Question for people smarter than me: do the marines have to follow the orders of the president if those orders are illegal? They swore an oath to the constitution not the president right?

Leon is burning everything down over at the other site. DMs don’t work and it seems notifications are also down.

I watched Slow Horses for the first time earlier this year. Such a great show. Just finished up Righteous Gemstones, that was so good as well.

This weekend is for silently judging people.

Cool hand Luke Keaschall is impressive so far.

A healthy Byron Buxton is a joy to watch.

Should clarify…group chat.

I want dm’s. Could leave Twitter forever.

Me too. I did drop him last week though.

We need Tom Kelly on the field after the game to show these boys some fundamentals!

I know I’m late to the game but the Righteous Gemstones is a top notch show. The soundtrack is next level.

A manager’s job is to put the players in the best position to win. I don’t think it’s happening. Pinch hitting, pitching, lineup construction just hasn’t been there.

Twins are really having problems with consistency. Feels like they need a lineup shakeup. Switch around the batting order or something.

Nice to see the Twins getting hits and runs off this pitcher.

First place!

That’s my shortstop again!

That was a direct hit by Buxton!

Twins finally woke up and won!

That means you need to do one every game day.