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Dan F

@igingerbeardman.bsky.social

This man and his pet are susceptible to comfort and technological distractions. Wife guy. Enjoy #NHLJets and #MNTwins. Walker of Mary the Korean Jindo, bossed around by 3(!) cats.

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Recent choice quotes from Kerilee:

“I like going to concerts when it’s just shopping.” -after she came back from the washroom with t-shirts from the merch table

“All I want is what I’m imagining in my head!” -said in despair while shopping for clothes online

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my wife: can you put water in my mouth like one of them hamsters?

18.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Catching up! Day 3: Barbarian (2022); Day 4: Children of the Corn (1984); Day 5: Malevolent (2018)

06.10.2025 03:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Day 2 from yesterday: Sorority Row (2009)

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Day 1 from yesterday: The Ring (2002).

(It was probably actually The Sixth Sense, but we’d watched it pretty recently.)

02.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

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31.07.2025 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(It me: posting this instead of pulling weeds.)

01.07.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me, when I see people working hard on their gardens:

01.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’ll subsequently request to be called Glueis Varland.

27.06.2025 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming

Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many

14.05.2025 15:47 — 👍 4645    🔁 1267    💬 45    📌 49
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this is your brain: 🥚
this is your brain on a blake lively image rehabilitation tour:

07.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my wife just said i “remind (her) of the dust bowl” (?)

16.01.2025 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my wife had a dream that two of our cats took polyjuice potion to look like each other as a prank.

(she has very vivid magical dreams when we re-watch the harry potter movies)

04.01.2025 17:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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